Rusty Shackleford

the silly little gay person in your phone 🐝 they/he

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

Coworker: “Wow you’re pretty good with regex”
Me: “Thank you it has been entirely against my will”

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

Me, in a Rage Room: “I HAVE THIS DREAM THAT I AM HITTING MY DAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT-”

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

who up manifesting

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

I think I deserve at least one uppercut on my dad.

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

Thinking about how my therapist told me earlier “You really just made me take a sip of tea with that one…. I rarely ever have to do that” when I was spillin all MY tea 😭😮‍💨

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

Resisting the very strong urge to traumatize my dad back.

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

Trying to convince someone that a person who absolutely loves them unconditionally is bad, while you give them nothing but love with conditions attached shows more of who YOU are than me. My actions speak for themself.

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

Leave it to me to get a flat the day before a road trip lmao.

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

@rangerfatjesus Tell whoever I said to go to hell 😡

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

Nurse: “So how are you with needles?”

Me, gesturing vaguely at my body covered in tattoos and piercings: “I suppose I do just fine with them.”

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

Took a gummy and started painting my nails. Completely forgot I took one until I just tried to remember if I put a top coat on 3 different times.

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

I am about to go full Boricua on these people bro I am this 🤏🏽 close to snappin

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

I can’t believe my coworkers nominated me for an award 🥹

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

I would off myself but being dead sounds sooooooo embarrassing fr.

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

I swear to god these people do not comprehend consequences.

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

Literally me the last 12 hours.

[☽☉☾ @solelunastro]

cancer risings during the solar eclipse in aries:

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

Fr I like to have a lil convo and get to know you a bit while we recover after. Even if it’s just casual it doesn’t change the fact we finished doing something very intimate and I still value you as a person.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

i seriously am concerned for y’all because some folk believe casually having sex with someone means you have to be cold or something. why can’t you hang out with and have a good time even if it’s not aimed at a romantic relationship?

[Rusty Shackleford @lavernecrocs]

I love being on a work call I have absolutely nothing to contribute on. Feels like I’m a passenger princess 💅🏽

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

drugs shouldn’t be criminalized. at all. you shouldn’t have to buy or sell drugs on the black market. there should be more places where people can use safely, and comprehensive, free rehabilitative care for everyone.