Neil

[Neil @lavin76]

@mcfcman66 Should’ve had a free event then piloted for the youth cup final. Simples. No one’s gonna pay for a test event midweek.

[Neil @lavin76]

@6079smith @GuitarStuffAndy I’m assuming that you’re talking about seeing Paul McCartney with The Beatles at the Cavern in 1963. In fact, I KNOW you are. Well, £15 in 1963 × 26.76 inflation ≈ £401 today. So, in actual fact, you’re getting a bloody good deal for £200. Some people will moan about anything!

[Neil @lavin76]

@GoodwinMJ @GoodwinMJ don’t forgot the canine vote. #mattsbestfriend

[Neil @lavin76]

@GoodwinMJ @GoodwinMJ Patricia Clegg, the people’s pensioner

[Conrad Murray @ConradMurray]

.@GoodwinMJ AKA Patricia Clegg The Peoples Pensioner

[Neil @lavin76]

@ConradMurray @SimonDanczuk @reformparty_uk @CocoDanczuk @GoodwinMJ Simon can you settle an argument? Were you banned from the Labour Party for massaging young girls? Or messaging young girls? I just saw a tweet saying you massaged them but I thought you were messaging them. My wife is convinced you massaged them and I think you messaged them?

[Neil @lavin76]

@ConradMurray @iamtomskinner He could be singing about you Tom, couldn’t he? In fact, I think he is!!!

[Neil @lavin76]

VAR bollocks. There is a reason the FA Cup was so entertaining this weekend. @Carabao_Cup @premierleague get rid

[Neil @lavin76]

@iamtomskinner Are Gerry and Jeremy coming again tomorrow?

[Neil @lavin76]

@iamtomskinner I’m coming @iamtomskinner. How long is the walk? Will we get our 10000 daily goose steps in? Can I bring my dog Adolf?’

[Neil @lavin76]

@johnnycourtenay Cos you were watching from the car park

[Neil @lavin76]

@mancityhardcore That’s Rico Lewis you prick

[Neil @lavin76]

@sleafordmods And I still want reimbursement for that snide Ralfey you sold me on eBay!

[Neil @lavin76]

@sleafordmods @grok how can you make sense of this Tweet? It’s actually making my brain and my bum hurt simultaneously

[Neil @lavin76]

@sleafordmods @grok please can you try and work out what this actually fucking means 🤦‍♂️

[Cat Butterworth @CatButterworthx]

Now tell the fans you’ve added a 9th resale partner but will suspend them if they sell to their friends for less than FV

[Neil @lavin76]

@ManCity @viagogo This is everything that is wrong at the moment @ManCity proper fucking joke with @viagogo - professional ticket touts - listen to your fucking fans

[KippaxWill 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 @KippaxWill]

Who did this? 😂😂😂

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

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[Neil @lavin76]

@WeAre1894 107 same sort it out @ManCity - or it’s gonna go off big time very very soon