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Let’s date, get married, have 7 kids, and grow old together…as friends tho

[vurb @lavurb]

And if you think I’m working on the day that spiderman comes out…I got news for you

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Thank you God for all these upgrades in life🥹

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If I didn’t answer your first call what makes you think I’m answering the second and third one?

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“I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy”

Why tf not?!

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It’s too hot to be talking to me rn stfu

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“You don’t look approachable”

DO YOU THINK I WANNA BE APPROACHED??

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May God continue to send you terrible people until you choose me

[vurb @lavurb]

I am exactly who I think I am

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Some days I want love. Every day I want money

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I’m fine with being the villain when you 100% deserved it

[vurb @lavurb]

Interrupting my music to tell me something idc about might get you a black eye or two

[vurb @lavurb]

“Why did you-“

Bc I can do whatever tf I want

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Feel honored to talk to me bc i don’t fw 99% of people

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Yes I’m a magician. I disappear from your life and forget you exist

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I see the lurkers lurking my page. Enjoying the show?🥹

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Making money will forever be my favorite form of therapy

[vurb @lavurb]

How dumb you gotta be to ruin things with someone as genuine as me

[vurb @lavurb]

That hantavirus can smd I’m already dealing with enough

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Love me out loud or don’t love me at all

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Calling and texting me without my consent should be a crime I swear