Sir Ryan of Lavender

I'm a blind man. In a dark room, and im searching for that black cat. I've got to move before he moves, I think he's crossed my every path.

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

@issworld please sort out your f***** van its been going off for 5 days straight!!!!!!

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

@OneNLN @Deliveroo @DeliverooHelp yup they changed their memberships so now you get charged - but people joined because of this reason!

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

Basically bye
@Deliveroo Memberships!
Your changes in membership are the reason people joined including myself and everyone I've spoken to. You've shot yourselves in the foot with this one.

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

For anyone who wanted to know the cause the of #virginmedia problems. I sourced an image from the building site. I'd like to see the repair bill lol

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

@virginmedia YOU ARE THE WORST!!! FIX THE INTERNET IN SOUTH LONDON. ANOTHER FAILED TARGET. 4 DAYS NO SERVICES.

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

@danielstockley Well virgin has been down for 3 days straight so far so I wouldn't say that too quick lol

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

@virginmedia @Virgin_Victoria Yes who is the company? Why has the fix date been moved to tomorrow? Why doesn't the get notified about updates work?

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

@virginmedia Stop posting crap @viginmedia South London is without internet for 2 days so far post about that!

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

Never order off @Dickies website... Between yodel and them they are useless.

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

@Ladbrokes

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

@Ladbrokes

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

Thanks @Ladbrokes for coming to my house at 6am. Taking off the sign to you closing store, littering in my front door and exposing my floorboards to the elements. Twats

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

Well done @Merton_Council your parking attendants are parking in a parking space with suspensions active, meanwhile they walk up the street to fine others for the same thing. Lead by example gone mad! I'll take a refund on my fine for last year then?!

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

@GoSkippy I have already complained to your complaints department. As with the initial problem, hearing anything back is just as bad.

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

no one EVER take out insurance with @GoSkippy emailed for help in september - no response. filled in a claim begin of December - no response

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

@busabaeathai but 50 is so just better as a thank you.

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

That horrible moment @busabaeathai email you saying 50% by accident and it ruins 2016... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

This is it..... Finally we have released our single :) please check it out and retweet xxxx https://t.co/zmzVMm2QFv

[Sir Ryan of Lavender @lavy2k]

@LidlUK how long do they take to reply?