Lawrence

2006 Time Person of the Year

[Jesse Mu @jayelmnop]

I've found the killer app of large language models.

[Lawrence @lawchang]

Forrest Gump’s momma was a liar.

[Lawrence @lawchang]

I thought those 20% off coupons only applied on items, not the whole company $bbby

[Lawrence @lawchang]

Gift cards are stupid. Just give cash. Stop giving companies free money via unspent balances.

[Lawrence @lawchang]

Has anyone ever seen Salt Bae and James Franco in a room together? #think

[Lawrence @lawchang]

Eerily similar to the Enron Jeffrey Skilling “asshole” comment during an investor call. The episode revealed a man whose carefully crafted narrative was showing cracks.

[Jason Goldman @goldman]

Listening to this Twitter Spaces where Elon is talking about the tech stack and it's clear that no one has been in a position to actually ask him a follow up question in years. He thinks he knows everything and simply will not abide someone contradicting that notion.

[Lawrence @lawchang]

Love the formulaic tech recruiter emails.

1. Introduction, request for meeting.

2. Kind reminder because you may have missed my last message.

3. You are obviously not interested but can you let me know either way? AKA please confirm this email is active for future spamming?

[Lawrence @lawchang]

@thepressboxpod this one might be relevant.

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

Elon Musk breaks silence after 10 million Twitter users vote for him to step down https://t.co/JYC6GJC4eh

[Lawrence @lawchang]

The main thing I’m learning from this whole FTX SBF Bahamas thing is that every building in the Bahamas is pink.

[Lawrence @lawchang]

Whoever thought of the middle bread in club sandwiches, you the real MVP.

[Lawrence @lawchang]

More like Sam Bankman-Arrested amirite? @thepressboxpod

[Lawrence @lawchang]

@latimes This is perfect. Let’s have an inauguration event every day on a different city block, by the end of her term a bunch of camps should be cleared!

[Lawrence @lawchang]

Silence breaking alert @thepressboxpod https://t.co/99PgpCX8ZZ

[Lawrence @lawchang]

@bfod https://t.co/3TrQoTJDBx(“here 3”)

[Lawrence @lawchang]

@dillonliam @LATimesSkelton @GavinNewsom I thought this was going to be an Elon Twitter thing.

[Lawrence @lawchang]

How rich do you have to be to spend $44 billion that you don’t want to?

Answer: Very.

[Lawrence @lawchang]

@atpfm @marcoarment It’s not enough for apple to walk this back. They need to scrutinize the internal mechanisms and culture that allowed such a anti customer decision to roll out to production.

[Lawrence @lawchang]

Omg @nytimes app finally supports dark mode. My retinas are saved.

[Lawrence @lawchang]

After watching countless YouTube ads, the question now is -which pseudoscientific powdered drink should I buy? MUD\WTR or Ka’Chava?

[Lawrence @lawchang]

Tuesday is the worst day of the week.

Monday - lots of holidays
Wednesday- half way there
Thursday - almost Friday
Friday - almost Saturday
Saturday- obvious
Sunday - still weekend