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Whatever you do @GaryLineker ,don’t look up.

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@nflthrowback Nerd

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@Brazzy85 On Doomsday!, ever since the womb ‘til I'm back where my brother went, that's what my tomb will say
Right above my government; Dumile
Either unmarked or engraved, hey, who's to say?

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@JodyShenn I’ve watched this infinity times.

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@JoshCrewsReally ATCQ opened for Beastie Boys.

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@ZamboniCompany All SUVs are Jeeps.

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@FantasyPros LenDale White.

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@bigbuddycolin Boxcar Willy.

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@evansilva I just realized Evan and Drew Silva were 2 different people.

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@awebster84 @tim_micallef Ray Merloni get on your pony, and say hello to Greg Sansone.

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@jon_bois @Kofie

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@richpaish @BBCSport Lk@@

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@JOEL9ONE @GeorgeFoster72 You can’t complain if you don’t vote.

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@edsbs Phil’s physique and face are exactly the same except for the 2018 red wine cheeks.

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@Brazzy85 @GeorgeFoster72 @naima She’s had voice coaching though....

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I am 99% sure I didn’t brush my teeth yesterday.

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@FantasyPros 70 year old Tom Brady to ....ALF. FWIW, an in prime ALF might have been 3rd in the Pats WR depth chart last year. https://t.co/iNdKjYw74C

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You have five seconds left and 50 yards to the end zone ...

BIRTH MONTH: Your quarterback
BIRTH DATE: Your wide receiver

How did you do?

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@em_pd @nickeagland Maybe it’s the nifty marketing that worked on the hoarders. EGGCELLENT.

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@euanmarshall @Brazzy85

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@BrownieScott Submarine throw from the hole.