Scooter Crenshaw

dedacated to uncal dan R.i.p

love ninga turdle

[Scooter Crenshaw @lawrencepaca]

Please help me find my uncle crenshaws (@EyepatchMcCaine ) frends

[Scooter Crenshaw @lawrencepaca]

@whiskeyc1one my mom is dating the paramedaic who saved her fife times from suicide

she ate an entire bottle of ibeprofun once and she tossed cookies in the entire house especially my bed

[Scooter Crenshaw @lawrencepaca]

mom said i was going on a big advenchure like dildo baggens from narna, but she just locked me in the hot car again while she gamboled

[Scooter Crenshaw @lawrencepaca]

@whiskeyc1one i crawl through the trunk but it smells like grandma back there bc we stored her there for months so its yucky

[Scooter Crenshaw @lawrencepaca]

I found uncal dan lazor collecton

imma be LAZORMAN SCOOTER

[Scooter Crenshaw @lawrencepaca]

@whiskeyc1one i fail meth class 4 times

[Scooter Crenshaw @lawrencepaca]

@DMAjr16 a men and a woman

[Scooter Crenshaw @lawrencepaca]

@unirespecter @kojimaicmatters moff man

im coming for you moff man

imma eat u

[Scooter Crenshaw @lawrencepaca]

@elmo elmo run! i saw a funny chiniese movie where octopus tikkled a lady to death in her no no holes

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@clitbait_ i put peas on the sidewak and said to my mom IM MAKING STREET FOOD!

she made me clean it up

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@HowlingBR2049K @Czar_Of_Silly mom cant handle me

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@Czar_Of_Silly @whiskeyc1one @DrewVento wen i go 2 cherch i pray 2 godzila so he can take me to monstar iland

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@whiskeyc1one @Czar_Of_Silly @DrewVento i love donosaur

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@clitbait_ no the lady scare me

uncle dan tried to sell me but the taco man didn't pay

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@lizjoyLIVE can u poop out ur buttchin

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@Darlingrisu ok i get gasolene

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uncle dan said some times u need 2 kill bad dogs n then he put my nabors poodles head inside gasoline

i think i undarstand

thank u uncle dan

[Jynx @Darlingrisu]

Bark bark!

#kemonomimi #puppygirl #doggirl #puppytwt

[Scooter Crenshaw @lawrencepaca]

@browasright nooo! run! purple man gonna get u

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@breeeee125 my mom said ur not invited back 2 the barbacue bc u ate her cassaroll dish last time

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@hollyphoebee plz dont eat me

mom starves me

i dont taste good

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i spilled doritos under the couch and i went to eat them up and i had a very yucky dorito from under the couch

i had pet lizard named skip and he died and crawled under the courch and he was crunky and dry like doritos a long time ago

i mybe ate skip?