Law School Problems

I got 99 problems, law school is the source of every one

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win or settle. or win.

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false in one. false in all. #preach

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bro, do you even have a doctorate?

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when the bosses r away, the associates will play🍕

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if anyone emails me while I'm on vacation... I swear to god... 💀

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guys... have u ever used a letter opener. #gamechanger

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listen, why don't you hang up and call me back with a reasonable demand.

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are you prepped? you better be fucking prepped. #wordsofwisdomfromtheboss

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the higher the heel, the better the argument.

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I'm the only human being in the office #grind

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screw this. I'm going to the office. #vday

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welcome to the big leagues #newfirm

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waking up @ 6 am on Sunday #firmproblems

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what is the statute of limitations on bullshit? #nebraska

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things to avoid at your firm's holiday party:

1. carbohydrates
2. sexual harassment

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on second thought, I'm going to buy my favorite minion an awesome gift so all my other minions are jealous #officepolitics

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I hope my minions don't actually expect holiday gifts.

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working on the weekends is fun. 😐

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I am out of the office eating and drinking. If this is an emergency, please hang up the phone and call back on Monday.

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so I kinda wanna divorce my work husband...