Ryuichi Sen

Making you smile, which makes me smile :) #jokes #comedy #humor

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#UnlikelyDollarStoreItems
Real university degree a man sold due to the default of his student loan.
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#UnlikelyDollarStoreItems
Fake dollars

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#SignsYouAreOverIt
In a toilet with no paper

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#BadReasonsToCallBatman
A feminist is requiring him to change his name as Batperson.

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#ThingsDarthVaderWouldNeverSay Dime is money.

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#ExplainTheWorldToACaveman
Remember. Doraemon doesn't exist, but rare Pokemon does.
#jokes #comedy #humor

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#HowToGetPeopleOutOfYourHome
Put them on Tropical Storm Florence

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#BadThingsForADoctorToSay
"Don't worry about your surgery. I am lucky today according to a fortune cookie."
#jokes #comedy

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#IPeekedOutMyWindow and saw my neighbor...peeking out his window and we smiled at each other being naked.
#jokes #comedy

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#ThingsDuctTapeCantFix
Relationship between government and citizens

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#WhyAliensVisitEarth
To move your cheese

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#UnlikelyWaysToFindSomeone
Send PM to Trump
#jokes #comedy

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#OverwhelmMeIn4Words
Trump is following you
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#MyNextLifeWillHave Edit button.

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#ThingsMyTVSaysBehindMyBack
Don't trust Internet information which is mixed with fake news. Instead trust TV which is more straight and clearer with only fake news.
#jokes #comedy #humor

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#ThingsToDoDuringARainDelay
Continue to do yoga until you forget the delay.
#yogapose #jokes #comedy

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#AnonymousWhiteHouseMemos
Under the desk of the President, there is a rarest Pokemon.
#jokes #comedy

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#DontTakeMyWordForItBut if you follow Trump on Twitter, he may deliver a Xmas gift to you in summer.
#jokes #comedy #humor

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#SmallPleasuresIn5WordsOrLess
Checking misalignment of Trump's wig
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#UnlikelyFacebookAlternatives
FakeCook, where people upload virtual unlikely foods with their copyright guaranteed in case if professional chefs may want to try them by paying license fees. Then, only chefs trying them more than once is allowed to use another service, "FakeHook".