*patient’s fiancé keeps calling*
*patient is from Illinois*
Nat: is she in Illinois too?
Pt: no, she’s in Tahiti
Nat: oh, is that in Illinois?
Pt: no, that’s in the Caribbean
Nat: oh, on vacation?
Pt: no, she lives there
I don’t know how’s she’s made it almost 21 years 🤦🏼♂️