TheLaw

[TheLaw @lawsont]

@TheDemocrats get your shit together. You are giving this election to a rapist and a con man. You should definitely spend more time debating which straight white man you want to lose.

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@SouthwestAir if people aren’t supposed to save seats, enforce the policy.

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And I want half my tip and delivery fee back since you only sent half my food.

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@DoorDash it’s not that hard to grab all the food and your credit doesn’t give me back the delivery fee or tip. Shitty.

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@UberEats has always been better for me. I’ll use the credit and be done.

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@portilloshotdog fishers: how hard is it to not give me only half my order. This Portillo’s is horrible, most of city hates the service there. You should really consider new management.

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@oculus Thank you for giving me the reason to buy @HP reverb.

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@Expedia you have been absolutely horrendous to work with. No matter how great a deal you have might be, the current crisis has shown you are a terrible company. I will never use you again and expect the experience you have created for your customers will lead to your bankruptcy.

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@hbomax, no roku; no amazon fire, no more money from me.

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@Roku get HBO max. Maybe it’s time to convert to Apple TV...

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@expedia, what is wrong with your site. I don’t want to call, but this has been happening for 2 days.

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@bjsrestaurants get your shit together guys.

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@bjsrestaurants @OpenTable the key to a reservation is to keep the reservation. I can send you the definition if you need it.

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@GovHolcomb so are we just closing lanes on the interstate for shits and giggles now? I’m going to paint my house soon, we should probably close I-69 for that.

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I wish I worked @BWWings, you just get to hang out with your friends, laugh and jack around while ignoring people.

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What the fuck @oceanprimeindy. Keeping reservations and serving food isn’t that fucking hard. An hour and 45 minutes after our reservation, and still haven’t gotten our appetizers. You have one job, be better at it.

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Simply because I can’t remember my password to log in, @FifthThird locks me out until Monday. After being a customer for 20 years, time to find a bank with better service.

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Want an Italian beef sandwich in the same amount of time it takes to slow roast one at home. @portilloshotdog fishers is for you.

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@TDAmeritrade my updated iPhone app keeps crashing, is there a fix coming?

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#electlamb NOPE.