Lawyer Centaur

Reining in justice one case at a time.

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A big thank you to each of you who helped make yesterday the best #CentaurDay yet!! #centaur #lawyercentaur

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The lawyer centaur website is officially live! Check it out at: https://t.co/0V6eoPHDwc

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It’s a wonderful day to be a centaur!

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@notsallydraper The original batch is priceless!

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Introducing the Lawyer Centaur Store! https://t.co/Uku45CGAdw

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Happy #CentaurDay from the Lawyer Centaur! Stay tuned for Centaur Day surprises throughout the day, and don’t forget to tag @LawyerCentaur in all your celebrations! #centaur #LawyerCentaur

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Get ready for some great virtual #CentaurDay celebrations tomorrow 🎉 Can you guess what the surprises might be?
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Need ideas on how to celebrate #CentaurDay ? Try some of these! And don’t forget to tag the Lawyer Centaur in all your celebrations!
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New to #CentaurDay? No problem! Today we will be sharing all about it, and how you can celebrate it with us! #Centaur #lawyercentaur

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It was the party of the Centaur-y! #WylieCyrus #LawyerCentaur #CentaurDay

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Coming to a store near you...
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Just posted a photo https://t.co/6AQzqmmvTK

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Twitter tells me it’s our 6 year anniversary. It’s been an on again, off again relationship, but I promise there was no horsing around.

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Thought this Twitter was dead? Neigh!!!

I’m back like a Phoenix, ready to dominate and litigate!

All Hail the #LawyerCentaur!

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An object at rest cannot be stopped.

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You're paranoid for a reason.

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Evolve already! The monkeys are catching up!

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@CarleyKavanaugh Don't make work the Centaur of your world......

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Life is truly quite absurd. But together, with a little effort, we can make it completely ridiculous.

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I did consider being a Doctor, with a specialization in Virus' and Bacteria...then I would've been a Centaur for Disease Control