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bird on hinge with gigabotox and a bbl talking about sum genuine and sincere 🤨

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@moonlullabii hope u find him my cat is a doordasher as well and its the highest cortisol level hide and seek everytime

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@_TyN95 sure if naafiri goes afk? can u post opgg or proof of u having played either champ for 10 games and ill reconsider taking this conversation seriously

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low elo players are actually incapable of visualizing 5 seconds forward "if zilean had ult!!" he just dies 3 seconds later lol

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@RyLo2202 14 games played

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@_TyN95 only way u land a stun on naafiri is if u have a bomb ON her and she ults to animation lock herself and u can q ontop of urself and E away while shes stunned

also u cant double bomb and double e

imo 3 points q to poke early lvls and max e to counter naafiris w ms

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@_TyN95 well u cant rly second q willynilly as zil cuz its very reactable W from naafiri and then u get ult one shot

also naafiri movement abilities dont scale with ms so getting slowed doesnt change anything except puts zil in r range

+the chinese tiktok is pre rework naafiri

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@RarityEUW bout to get into all them särkänniemi rides 😎

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@kolashiu yeah and then theres all the other ways naafiri can counter the pup bomb with literally any ability in her kit, bomb on naafiri on the other hand is in ult range

ig their argument is well im silver 2 so i just double bomb the naafiri while she walks under my turret(??)

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@Slightsz makes sense in scientific community where people submit their research into official public databases and they need to be peer reviewed, and even then researchers get paid

this is ultra specific acquired knowledge only he possesses, its specifically paywalling not gatekeeping

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@Slightsz yeah ofc id also prefer if people didnt gatekeep bangers but its also very reasonable for a high profile player like him to monetize a huge project like that

nobody would buy our shit even if it was identical in quality ykwim

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@joshua_j28051 in winds its gonna be revealed to be a huge line of weirwood, thats how it stands for 8000 years while weeping every summer, the branches bring up the water from the soil and it refreezes

reread brans nightfort chapter w this in mind to

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@deicideares @KaidoJungle u gain 30lp for pressing zhonyas at the right time, idk how this guy plays ad assassins and figures out that stasis sucks 😭

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@whitewyyne the whole of jungle revolves around no comms man they gonna take us out back and shoot us with vc

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this cat been squatting at my crib for half a year and she finally let me pet her for more than 5 minutes mwheheehe

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@Illumillie @SkylaVT @bonevoid talon is among the hardest to play assassins fosuh the garen of assassins is either naafiri or nocturne if u count him

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@kolashiu my answer is to disable chat and live in blissful ignorance believing my team is always trying to win