Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA

Bred in LA, raised in Ohio. Housewives and other delusional ramblings. Crypto. House. Techno.

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Won $35 of lube during musical bingo and I was not even there for musical bingo specifically so I basically made money tonight

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Guarantee that one of the bald men in first class will complain about how unprofessional it was in exchange for 5,000 SkyMiles

[Holly Rowe @sportsiren]

Well this was precious and now I am weeping. Our @delta pilot came on and said the crew wanted to honor the joy @DollyParton brought to the world. This is how taxied in to gate!

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Gay guys love making a wall art collage of 20 of the worst pictures or pieces of art that you have ever seen

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Minutes away from an OnlyFans gay posting about a “DP for DP discount” to promote their DP video in honor of DP #dollyparton

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Okay but I just want to be able to take the Metro to the airport from Hollywood

[KTLA @KTLA]

We’re getting a new look at the aircraft that will be providing air taxi service for the LA28 Olympics. https://t.co/jKwg8ajBLD

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

@theJoeMichaell Poppers all day Sunday and then a shaken oatmilk espresso first thing Monday morning 🙏🏼

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

@suttonsroller Alexia is cursed

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Guys I think my engine salsa came out bad

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Larsa so gagged that she forgot how to read

[The Third King 👑 @thirdking0208]

@brenovellc When Dr. Nicole gifted Larsa a mirror to uninvite her to a party 😭

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

I am dead

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Gay culture is evolving..these gay men organize weekends and events to make quality gay connections with no sex and now reaching 700 guys in one year.. 🥰🥰

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Okay now show Sutton

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Kyle Richards living her best at Boz’s wedding in Ghana! #RHOBH

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Do you douche before going to a gay only night at an amusement park?

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

@JamesonCamp @martinmartinmro KLM flies direct from Barcelona to LAX?

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

@rfhirschfeld Hollywood Walk of Fame between Highland and Vine 😍

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Does anyone know if Six Flags Magic Mountain serves dirty martinis

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

This plus the flavor bead in the ciggies in Mexico 🤤

[Shane @McClellandShane]

And if you pressed the filter together until it popped, it became a menthol

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Love watching people live my dreams because that means they will come true for me too

[Kae ‎‎‎ @Jolly_Blaziken]

Got cruised by this random brazilian at the bookstore so he took me out on a date 😭

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

I need to move back to Chicago and eat key lime pie with cute boys

[austí @austussy]

Key lime pie shortage in Chicago ….ive been to 4 stores

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

Dodge Power Dollars sound like something you earn at Eagle for taking the most loads in a night

[Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA @laxdumpster]

@guysxtn slice of carrot cake