Martha Jane

auburn alum, momoco fan, lax mom

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Frank. He found the fake rubber teeth his human bought for a party. 13/10 we can't stop laughing

[Martha Jane @laxermom24]

@MommasGoneCity Hey, girl, I love your content. 😃

[Martha Jane @laxermom24]

@LakotaMan1 Who isn’t an Ivy Leaguer. Maybe throw in a Lutheran too.

[Martha Jane @laxermom24]

#WarEagle

[Martha Jane @laxermom24]

@MommasGoneCity Your Beau & Theo posts brought so much joy! Thank you!

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Awesome⭐️

Bird's eye view of juggling🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️

[Martha Jane @laxermom24]

@disneyplus #NationalTreasure without Nick Cage would be no treasure. We the People want National Treasure 3!!!

[Martha Jane @laxermom24]

@MommasGoneCity No judgment from me if you switch to paper plates for the interim!! 8x3 plus snacks would be a full time gig.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Every recipe should start with “wash the dishes that are already in the sink cuz you’ll need some of those”

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Life is short, keep your dreams big and your hair bigger ❤️

[Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ]

As some of you know my kids like to birdwatch. I told my kids to be really quiet and not let the birds see them. Now I found them dressed in ninja costumes while birdwatching.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Don't let the GOP trick you into hating Kamala Harris the same way they got you to hate Hillary Clinton.

[Martha Jane @laxermom24]

Left Minne-apple for the Big Apple to see @RealHughJackman and @sfosternyc in #MusicMan tonight ❤️ 30th anniversary surprise 🥰❤️🥰

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[Martha Jane @laxermom24]

@mindykaling Quaker 1 minute oats, stove top or microwave with water or milk and pinch of salt. (approx 1:2-3 oats to water depending on consistency pref). Salt is key. And butter. Once you figure out what base you like, the possibilities are endless. Brown sugar/pecan my fave.

[Martha Jane @laxermom24]

@michele_norris I used my last two Gwen postage stamps today. I hoarded them for special mail.

[holly roberts @hollydroberts]

Dear Hollywood: If you’re gonna make your films three hours long, PLEASE bring back intermissions.

[Martha Jane @laxermom24]

@chrissyteigen Your nephew had a BEAUTIFUL touchdown. #gogophers #RTB

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Pre-colonization Glass Gem Corn, Indigenous to North America, regrown by a Cherokee farmer in Oklahoma. This particular corn is a mix of ancient Pawnee, Osage and Cherokee varieties.