As a childless adult it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honour
You ever read a book so good it basically hijacks your whole day? Like I’m out here doing my chores, but my brain’s stuck replaying that one line, and my heart’s still trapped somewhere between those pages.