La Yen

a delicate pinata filled with self-help books, exhaustion, rage, and a super unhealthy need to earn your love. She/her. Now with cancer!

[La Yen @LaYen]

@ScottHeffernan My kids are OBSESSED with the new catalog. It's all about the undies.

[La Yen @LaYen]

My new life force is this.

[La Yen @LaYen]

@jet_set I urge you to follow the Bitch Sess podcast with Casey Wilson. All the good stuff you want.

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Buckle up, because this story is insane even for me but I can't not share it: https://t.co/IfF92VAJgJ

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I want to speak directly to the Black women in our country. Thank you. You are too often overlooked, and yet are asked time and again to step up and be the backbone of our democracy. We could not have done this without you.

[La Yen @LaYen]

@krisis86 Please just be you. You are you are you. God knows you and you know you and anyone else who doesn't know gets to learn if you invite them on this journey.

[La Yen @LaYen]

@jet_set I've never been prouder of my friends the over the past 4 years. Unstoppable.

[Colombia @jet_set]

HAPPY DAY to every woman who went to bed sobbing on 11/8/16, cried for days, got up one morning, and got to work. You marched, organized, wrote letters, wrote opinions, wrote postcards, texted, worried, kicked out Congresspeople, and donated until it was relief. WE GOT HIM.

[La Yen @LaYen]

@twltterb 😬

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

I've fact checked Trump for more than four years. He has rarely before, if ever, had a period as comprehensively dishonest as this period right now: https://t.co/q3qCgKyMkm

[D.B. Anderson @DBAnderson1]

@designmom

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

A decent person doesn’t align themself with people who faint over celebrity-child-trafficking-rings that don’t exist, but support the ICE family separations at the border that actually lead to child trafficking.

9/x

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

I see what you are trying to do. You want me to treat you like a decent human being. But you are not behaving like a decent human being.

A decent person doesn’t align themself with people who are proudly racist and who insist America doesn’t have a race problem.

7/x

[La Yen @LaYen]

@twltterb GO BACK HOME TO THE HILLBILLIES, BOY CHILD.

[La Yen @LaYen]

@compulsivewritr Yup. My dear aunt died in her early fifties. Too young, no warning, not at risk at all.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

This is a great ad

[La Yen @LaYen]

@twltterb (I proudly did NOT go into my theory that Delta's obvious mental illness came from the syphilis given to her by the man of low intention, so we will save that for Christmas.

[La Yen @LaYen]

Today in "why, yes, chemo messes with my hormones," I started sobbing bc i introduced my 15 YO to Tanya Tucker for the first time. " AND HER EYES WERE WILSON GREEN. BUFORD WILSON WAS HER DADDY HE GAVE HER A NICKLE FOR CANDY.

[La Yen @LaYen]

@twltterb I started there. Then the hormones took over and we were on a craaaazy ride.

[La Yen @LaYen]

@TheBloggess My ride or sleep. (He's too lazy to die. Well, also too lazy to ride.)