Lazy Workaholic

MINISTER FOR DRY JOKES AFFAIRS.

[Lazy Workaholic @layeojuyo]

RUTHLESS

I toast Ruth she no gree.
So I pulled an @Odumodublvck_ lyrics on her..
Abeg abeg,
If I'm gonna be Ruth-less, lemme be ruthless.

[Lazy Workaholic @layeojuyo]

So Finalissimo will eventually hold

#ESPARG

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@BarcaUniversal Koeman’s Haram formation

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@CuriosityonX Does Mars have sea level?

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Three English boys starting an #elclassico game.

[Lazy Workaholic @layeojuyo]

One room.
One night.
Only one wish...

One Room premieres on YouTube on April 3. #shortfilm #shortfilms #shortfilmshoot #hollywood

[Lazy Workaholic @layeojuyo]

One Room is coming to theatres and cinemas near you.
Get your tickets on www…

Just kidding 😁
That must be for our next project.

One Room drops on YouTube on April 3.
We can’t wait for you to see it. 🙏🏽 #shortfilm

[Lazy Workaholic @layeojuyo]

@Zubair_Adam_007 @Ayoelesho 😂

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@Zubair_Adam_007 @Ayoelesho No wonder 😂

[Lazy Workaholic @layeojuyo]

Why do Danfos have conductor?

- Because they are made of iron

[Lazy Workaholic @layeojuyo]

How did dragons become extinct?
- They all died of heartburn

[Lazy Workaholic @layeojuyo]

What could be the best Oxymoronic instance?

Seeing Vin Diesel drive an electric car.

[Lazy Workaholic @layeojuyo]

@Zubair_Adam_007 @Ayoelesho How u take sabi him name

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@BarcaUniversal @_AdrianSnchz His* grandmother

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@BarcaUniversal @mundodeportivo Balde? How!

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Me: How did Adam know that Eve was the bone of his bone?
Fave: He just knew
Me: No, he had a boner

[Lazy Workaholic @layeojuyo]

:What are civil engineers favourite part in a song?

- the bridge

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@konstructivizm Vals Marineris…. Distantly associated with Valar Morghulis?

[Lazy Workaholic @layeojuyo]

@Teslaconomics I’ll like to be able to buy X stocks on X

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@POLANKLASIQ @MrFidooooo Stadium ke

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@abdulstilldey “Broom and Parker >> vacuum cleaner “