paul mahoney.

Vita Brevis...Carpe Diem...🖖

[Tony Bellew @TonyBellew]

One of the funniest phone calls I’ve ever listened to.. 😭😭😭

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

48 years ago today Tania asked me to dance at an SNL after party. We’ve been together ever since.

[Emily-Jane : 🍂🪐 @willbondspeare]

he looks like all 3 top gear hosts combined

[paul mahoney. @layersofwarmth]

@80s_Kidz Woolworths Pic 'n' Mix..

[Paul Heaton @PaulHeatonSolo]

Landlord bitter by @TimothyTaylors crisps by @Piperscrisps and beautiful jacket by @hawkwood_merc

[chomper94 @chomper1994]

Today is the only day you can retweet this.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

😂😂

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

The fact someone tried this out on a random day to see if the suit worked or not is crazy

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

When Jamie Vardy ran the full length of the pitch to celebrate in front of the 3,300 Bristol City fans because they were singing about his wife all game. 👏

Happy birthday to the best s**thouse in the game. 💩🏠

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

The Edge and Jack White freak out watching Jimmy Page play the riff of "Whole Lotta Love" 🎸

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The iconic title sequence for the 1966 Batman TV show

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

74 year old man has the jokes!

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

I need such confidence in life

[General™️ @TheGeneral_0]

Rocky Mountain Way...https://t.co/SkC3cC0lGi

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Now that's a perfect shot!

[Kevin Dahlstrom @Camp4]

I think about this place often.

My friend paid $150k for this flat in Saint-Martin-Vésubie, “the Switzerland of France”, then put ~$50k into renovation.

—World class ⛷️ 🚴‍♀️ 🧗‍♂️
—Great weather year-round
—50 steps from the local market
—1 hr from a beach & airport in Nice

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This kid had to make 4 shots in 25 seconds to win $10k

[Ian @ianaddison]

Does anyone know when half-term is?

Oh, don't worry, I worked it out.