So Jake Paul, this big mountain of a man, shaggy like a sleepy cartoon ogre, all pranks and fractured jaws in the ring, has somehow transformed into the icon of Valentine’s Day 2026, crying like a child, live for the world, over his fiancée’s gold medal 🥇
My son just walked into my office wearing his Rozier jersey with tears in his eyes. “Papa, are we not going to be able to watch Scary Terry anymore?” He is 31 and hasn’t had a job in three years.
There's the requisite throat clearing about not liking Kimmel, but the argument is well made:
"When a network drops high-profile talent hours after the FCC chairman makes a barely veiled threat, then it’s no longer just a business decision. It’s government coercion... At the same time, Nexstar is also awaiting final FCC approval for a merger with Tegna, a smaller company that also owns local TV stations... That deal will not be final until Carr’s FCC approves it. You don’t have to be a cynic to see how FCC pressure played a role in Nexstar’s decision-making."