Laney

if my grandmother had wheels she would’ve been a bike

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

a trillion dollars spent on ai risk teams and no one thought to hard code into the model to not tell Bernie Sanders that you do crime

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Nobody likes these AI guys left or right. Feels like this is a issue with 99% American consensus that they should be stuffed back in a locker

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

So Jake Paul, this big mountain of a man, shaggy like a sleepy cartoon ogre, all pranks and fractured jaws in the ring, has somehow transformed into the icon of Valentine’s Day 2026, crying like a child, live for the world, over his fiancée’s gold medal 🥇

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Imagine turning on the game and seeing your favorite team getting dunked on by the crash dummies from car commercials

[Laney @layjay12]

Last night was so close to being a perfect Tuesday - Andy went home on DWTS, Louisville beat UK, Bruins won. I needed u @celtics

[Laney @layjay12]

@kellykeegs Just scrolled here to make sure you had the same take. It’s so odd and distracting.

[Laney @layjay12]

@CollegeGameDay @PatrickMahomes @PatMcAfeeShow 👎🏻

[Laney @layjay12]

@ESPNPR @CollegeGameDay @PatrickMahomes @espn 👎🏻

[Laney @layjay12]

@ESPNPR @espn @ESPNNFL @ESPNNBA @F1 @CollegeGameDay @NCAASoccer @Disney you all should be ashamed of yourselves. We know it’s your fault. LET US WATCH FOOTBALL!!!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

. @espn messing up a CFB Weekend so they can squeeze more dollars out of us is disgusting. Skull fuck coming up! Fuck you guys in the eye socket

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

My son just walked into my office wearing his Rozier jersey with tears in his eyes. “Papa, are we not going to be able to watch Scary Terry anymore?” He is 31 and hasn’t had a job in three years.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Louisville! What an interception. What a win

[anus @anus]

Hydroplaning (all time kb rant)

[Laney @layjay12]

Got married the other weekend btw

[Laney @layjay12]

@ColeyMick & @ whoever else was in Dead Bird Chat

[Louisville Athletics @GoCards]

Every locker room cat needs a locker

#GoCards

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

There's the requisite throat clearing about not liking Kimmel, but the argument is well made:

"When a network drops high-profile talent hours after the FCC chairman makes a barely veiled threat, then it’s no longer just a business decision. It’s government coercion... At the same time, Nexstar is also awaiting final FCC approval for a merger with Tegna, a smaller company that also owns local TV stations... That deal will not be final until Carr’s FCC approves it. You don’t have to be a cynic to see how FCC pressure played a role in Nexstar’s decision-making."

[leggy mary todd @conradfisher]

WE’RE ACTUALLY GETTING A MOVIE