layks

if you can't be good, be good at it

[layks @laykennmatte]

are drunk words sober thoughts?

rt for yes
fav for no

[Praise @tufpraise]

Not a drag queen, not a trans woman, not a queer person. But a cis woman wearing a maga hat.

[layks @laykennmatte]

give me a taste so you can find out what i already know

[layks @laykennmatte]

i wish there was 24 hour mexican restaurants

[layks @laykennmatte]

i think about more than i forget

[layks @laykennmatte]

“idk what it’s called but she’s the layken version of a lesbian”

“so a masc”

[layks @laykennmatte]

he don’t like me, but his bitch love me

[layks @laykennmatte]

he had everything expect the height

[baby j @jracca10]

“I just looked at that man and thought he was shaquille o'neal”

[layks @laykennmatte]

everyone at the table said “go piss girl” in sync when the sentence “i have to use the bathroom” was said

my life is complete

[layks @laykennmatte]

i don’t want your alcohol ketchup

[layks @laykennmatte]

“we love a good house girlfriend”
just wait till there’s a ring🫣

[layks @laykennmatte]

“i’ve been sitting here watching lamar jackson sing and not know a word he said”

[layks @laykennmatte]

your death was the first hand lesson on age

[layks @laykennmatte]

look as a lesbian if you are gonna wear your long hair in a hat constantly just go ahead and cut it, you know you want to

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

my tiktok still workin if any ladies wanna pull up

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[Evie ♡ @EFCevie]

gay sex isn’t even as gay as this

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

this the shit that happened when master oogway dіed

[layks @laykennmatte]

what if the night sky was missin the moon ?

[layks @laykennmatte]

i’m just being me, what you trynna hate for?

[gloria alamrew, renowned Pisces 🌒 @GloriaAlamrew]

this Wednesday got a little Sunday in it idk