Laykn

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[Laykn @laykn9294]

@chrissyteigen This speaks to me. One time I applied for a job to grade cheese. I am still wondering why they didn’t hire me.

[Laykn @laykn9294]

a man on the subway today was yelling at kids that sat to close to him and went on a long rant that made so sense, BUT then turned to me and said, “this girl gets it! look at her, she’s like a picasso! a real boss lady!”

by all means sir, continue, fak them kids!!

[Laykn @laykn9294]

work when they see my travel expense come through today for two long islands and chicken tendies

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Thinking about how I’m grateful that espresso martinis and Four Loko weren’t popular at the same time. I would’ve died.

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if i ever have a lot of money, i’m hosting an adult scholastic book fair party and letting my friends who also grew up poor go absolutely feral

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the things i would do to attend an award show with drunk taylor swift

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one time when something went wrong i texted mama wendy and she said, “well at least you didn’t shit your pants today.”

honestly, 10/10 response.
so true.

[Laykn @laykn9294]

how old do you think i have to be to live in the margaritaville retirement community?

cuz i’m ready

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only in nyc would someone dressed in a micky mouse costume run into me at 8am and make me spill part of my coffee

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BeReal went off as I was taking a nude. Should I post?

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how many times can I say “when in Rome” during my 48 hour visit??

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reason 1368 why i’m obsessed with my gf is this random drunk text from her last night 🥩

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i love having a lil can of diet coke with a straw when i’m feeling unhinged so i can pretend i’m a 90s model embracing life in the fast lane

someone find me a cigarette

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when cyle asks me to trim his hair for him.

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Great clips dead ass just did this to my head, and sent me out the door.

Holy fuck man

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pants are getting snug so i thought about giving up drinking for a little bit, but then remembered that spring is right around the corner which means i can citi bike home from the bar again.

fitness is my passion.

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me hopping in another car pretending that i’m rich enough to not take the subway

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saw another girl on my 8am walk home this morning with zit patches on like me just vibin’

we gave each other a lil nod in solidarity
ily nyc

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new girl may be the one

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fam bought me crystals for xmas… not a cottage core lez, but we appreciate the acceptance 🤌🏻

mom also told me to make sure to charge em during a full moon 🤦🏼‍♀️

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“I don’t think you have a lot of anger, I do think have a lot of issues though”

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did i cancel my plans tonight because this came instead of the single brownie i ordered?
duh. i know my priorities.