slayla 🏳️‍🌈

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[slayla 🏳️‍🌈 @layla_headley]

i’m dying hot and gay and in the summer or not at all

[slayla 🏳️‍🌈 @layla_headley]

I am the watery pasta sauce that ruins the whole dish

[slayla 🏳️‍🌈 @layla_headley]

I make bad decision after bad decision and pat myself on the back for it

[slayla 🏳️‍🌈 @layla_headley]

I will cry about Inside Job

[Jess Magdefrau @JessMagdefrau]

From a Southwest Pilot;

[slayla 🏳️‍🌈 @layla_headley]

Twennyone

[slayla 🏳️‍🌈 @layla_headley]

I say we go into the woods with two paintball guns and see who comes out a man and who comes out a painting

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Fascinating how the norm for a million dollar company is “work through the holidays” and not “of course we can afford to give you time off”

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

There’s a bot on Reddit that posts this every time someone mentions Chris Brown and it ALWAYS bears repeating

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Finally watching the new Defunctland and it’s about time we as a society admit that he is objectively one of the best YouTubers of all time

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Are men supposed to have virgin brides? Is this the Middle Ages? I’m confused

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a conservative organizer in utah who accused drag queens of "grooming our children for immoral satanic worship” was fired from her teaching job for having inappropriate relationships with students

[slayla 🏳️‍🌈 @layla_headley]

I am obsessed with this tweet

[Ronny Jackson @RonnyJacksonTX]

I will NEVER eat one of those FAKE burgers made in a LAB. Eat too many and you’ll turn into a SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT. Real BEEF for me!!

[slayla 🏳️‍🌈 @layla_headley]

You’re the doodle to my bop

[slayla 🏳️‍🌈 @layla_headley]

Vegan cheese is some of the nastiest shit I’ve ever eaten. It tastes so bad and it makes me so sad

[slayla 🏳️‍🌈 @layla_headley]

fuck