𝔬𝔩' 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢

Black by popular demand

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

This is one of the best tweets of all time.

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sometimes reality is scarier than fiction

["Alex" @alexinquotes]

2026 mantra:

[°𐐪♡Z𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖆𝖑/ 琇然♡𐑂*☆~. @zureeal]

You amuse me, Jester
You may enter my bed chambers

[devin @dchally_]

At a hockey game and the girl in front of me kept yelling “kiss eachother” when the players fought

[𝔬𝔩' 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 @laylaemma83]

On this year's installment of light-skinned Spotify wrapped:

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

i don't freak unless froken to

[𝔬𝔩' 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 @laylaemma83]

Some people have all the luck

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today

[BlueJay @BlueJayvideos]

"What do you mean you haven't heard of the 67 meme? It's everywhere!"

My algorithm:

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

woah mama the voices

[rory @aurora_f]

Let’s live deliciously with mama

[𝔬𝔩' 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 @laylaemma83]

🍭

[Nat Purser @NatPurser]

it’s lovely when my married / engaged friends invite me over for a home cooked meal, in a little orphan annie sense

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

And Mr Cig said unto them ‘take this, for it is my body’

[KIGOR @Bbbambino3D]

@hamshor2_ What if they got 2 piece tho

[𝔬𝔩' 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 @laylaemma83]

shut up