Laila Zeeshan

oh, take me back to the start

[Radio Muft Baluchistan @DerArschloch]

Indians: Saaaaar it's arty fire saaar run away.

Pakistanis: Ab chas ayi hai *whole village providing live cheerleading services*

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@jakeshieldsajj This is not the behaviour of a normal human being. They are psychopaths !

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@zehrajabeenshah How do I place an order for this?

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@SydZainRaza Ajib pagal aurat

[zimone de bowva @sketchymisery]

Dengue Survival Guide:
(by a doctor who is currently treating countless dengue patients everyday)

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@nazuksuratehaal You are not the problem, THEY ARE ! I pray you get a way better opportunity. Amin

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

Today is a black day for Pakistani democracy and its justice system too. This man has crippled the idea of freedom and prosperity that he supposedly symbolises. PMLN’s violence on valiant freedom fighters will provide fresh impetus to the nation’s right of self-determination.

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

Today is a black day for Indian democracy & its justice system. India can imprison Yasin Malik physically but it can never imprison idea of freedom he symbolises. Life imprisonment for valiant freedom fighter will provide fresh impetus to Kashmiris' right to self-determination.

[Fasi Zaka @fasi_zaka]

Sad to hear of the passing of #RahimullahYousafzai. When I was younger found it really inspirational to see his bylines in Time Magazine when it was less common for that sort of solo attribution to PK journalists for their work. Legend.

Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@Erum_Sangji Who? Aasia?

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@nazuksuratehaal You are raising him well :)

[Alex Oluwatobi @alexlobaloba]

According to psychologists, there are four types of intelligence:

- Intelligence Quotient (IQ)
- Emotional Quotient (EQ)
- Social Quotient (SQ)
- Adversity Quotient (AQ)

1. IQ is the measure of one's ability to comprehend, solve maths; memorize things & recall subject matters.

[Ghazi Taimoor @ghazi_taimoor]

My Shias, please let go of the 21st Ramazan Youm e Ali procession this year. This isn’t an existential anti-Shia threat that warrants turning up collectively on the streets. I assure you, Mola Ali would want you to stay home. Stay indoors - mourn from home - save lives.

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@sabizak @thoraoffbeat Taliyan yaar. So happy to read his remarks:)

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@zainabmsheikh @TwoTwoAlys This :p

[Fatima Aamir Wynn @fatima_wynn]

In Sept 2020, I had to sit through a torturous hearing of a 20 yr old woman raped repeatedly by her own blood father for 8 years in Karachi East District and Sessions Court.

Pray tell more, how rape is about sexual desires of men towards children, that too their own.

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@JessieSorores Yes

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@wannabeludgate May i know the details

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@beerusings Flared pants are easy. Any tailor can stitch it. Just add a nice belt to it

[Laila Zeeshan @laylazeeshan]

@beerusings Try giving a button down shirt with your naap to your own tailor and see how he stitches it. Most of them can do it. They dont stitch pants because for that u need bando wala tailor