Hayden

[Luna🐾🐶 @LunaEtAstrum]

kids are smoking the level

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

We’ve crossed the Kirk Singularity Point to where now actual videos of Charlie Kirk look like AI edits

[mils ✩˚.⋆ @thelorebitch]

pop base has been announcing deaths like the fucking projector in hunger games every night my god

[garvy @garvvee]

explaining 9/11 to gen alpha: imagine a much taller charlie kirk

[HarvesterStallone @HarvesterStallo]

The Muppets live on, their human collaborators pass away. It’s not a privilege, it’s a curse. They want nothing more than to one day join them, but this they will not be afforded. They will outlive even young Sabrina. It isn’t time to mourn. It’s time to play the music.

[gui é vestibulando @gribxxx]

amo a ariana mas todo mundo sabe que ela era um demoninho antes de 2017

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Jon Bernthal earnestly spouting "But you think you understand the inventory of Home Depot" is going right to the VIP area of memory storage.

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

How civilization was created (female screams and all)

[🌹Morena🌹 @Easternroyalty1]

They find a new white underaged girl to compare to Zendaya every 2 months ☠️

[lucas @oomffleck]

Why'd he say Grindr, try to play it off, and then accidentally say Grindr again

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

There’s a super chatty autistic teenager at our neighborhood pool who just asked me if I watch SpongeBob.

Told him I did when I was younger.

He asked if I know who Larry the Lobster is.

I said yeah, sure.

He goes, “Yeah? Where does he work?”

I was like idk man, it’s been a while.

“The Goo Lagoon. I thought you said you watched SpongeBob?”

Bro mogged me in front of my entire family.

[choc @nonparfaite]

nigga ate a bootyflake

[Jin Jarell @geauxhomeRAHJer]

🖤🗝

[🇵🇪Nakamanga (CLOSED/WORKING!!) @NakamangaHikari]

It's probably the first time that i've ever seen a console dying on real time.

[Grandalf the Gay @homovril]

my high school bullies right after calling me a faggot