Layne Becker

i am layne. yup.

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@KenzieCrawford Yo. I just put my Christmas tree away….

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@renvaessen Nah. Should have called Mugsy’s.

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

I really like looking at peoples Venmo transactions. I wish it told me how much was sent.

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@KenzieCrawford finally

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@KenzieCrawford Bogus

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@yungtabasco I was innnnn trouble, I was an addict 🤷🏼‍♀️

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Just name ELENA the mayor of NYC and call it a day

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@KenzieCrawford Are we doing this again? Cause this was fun.

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

Sesame Street is progressive af and I am here for it.

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@KenzieCrawford Why do you have to know what the plan is now? Just enjoy your time with them now and figure out the rest later. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@KenzieCrawford You still doing this? Lol

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@KenzieCrawford YES YOU DO

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

I know some good ass humans.

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@ThatMountainGuy

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

I am loving my most recent friends, @thatmoutainguy, @JordanMauch, @KlizzleSC, @JakeG_56

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

Ryan said he was tired of my screaming music the other day. should I still marry him??

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

My two-year-old is currently eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, pretending it’s cake, and singing happy birthday to herself. It is not her birthday. There is no cake. But I appreciate this sort of energy.

[saint @topboystill]

Normalize leaving jobs that make you unhappy

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@KenzieCrawford I love crust

[Layne Becker @laynebecker]

@KenzieCrawford And now it’s only thursday 🙄