layne

nothin happenin & a lot goin on

[layne @laynecates]

genuinely loved being able to touch @Hozier hand for a sec but the best part about being at the show is how genuine and awesome of a person he is

[layne @laynecates]

@StubHub why are your marketing emails trying to sell tickets to a game that ended, RIGHT after the game ends?¿

[layne @laynecates]

sorry but if a shot kick to the nuts is a tech then an elbow to the teeth is at least a foul

[OU Elder Squirrel @ElderSquirrel]

I’m gonna vomit

[layne @laynecates]

Im sorry - unfortunate night planning at scissortail park. The giant new convention center maybe should have been a thought while planning a show where the focal point is completely obscured

[layne @laynecates]

@NoahKahan the only check that matters to me ✌🏻

[layne @laynecates]

@joshgiddey i would never violate ur privacy for a selfie i would however offer u a garlic knot if u wanted

[layne @laynecates]

@danorlovsky7 i have never heard so many factual errors covering a game in my life

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

This time of year you may see turtles trying to cross the road:

🐢Stop only if you can SAFELY PULL OVER.
🐢Grasp the shell with a firm grip - do not fumble the turtle you are trying to help.
🐢Move it in the direction it was heading and then go back to minding your business.

[Bailey @bagels625c]

Just got into snowboarding 5 mins ago but I trust this announcer with my life and I too am irate about the #triplegate

[sayna .*ೃ @OCEANGlRL]

this summer im serving sandlercore (dressing like adam sandler)

[layne @laynecates]

@bfsrocks i have to know are you bowling on behalf of soup™️ or are you hungry please help

[layne @laynecates]

@_CeeDeeThree i am so sorry i screamed at u in the hideaway parking lot but i love u thank u

[layne @laynecates]

rip steve irwin.. he would’ve loved crocs

[layne @laynecates]

gf who drives 🤝 bf scrolling reddit in the passenger seat

[layne @laynecates]

@moscatl0

[layne @laynecates]

yall WASNT there

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[~ @viagrafaII]

they found a literal BOMB in the capitol and they're still calling them protestors...