Layne Mallow

I lift heavy stuff, Critical care RN, part time comedian, I’m the funniest person I know.

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@paramountplus your iPad app won’t let the episode select drop down menu work. I can’t choose another episode.

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@CapcomUSA_ please remake the first resident evil with the new game engine. We would all appreciate it!

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@Whataburger will you please put a store in Augusta, Ga. We desperately need one.

[Handleit Grips @handleitgrips]

Handled this properly 🔥

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

Boycott @FedEx.
Get your facilities in Augusta and Atlanta together. Holding our packages hostage is ridiculous.

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@JagexSupport please fix the abyss in leagues. Abyssal walkers are interrupting me in the middle of combat with the demons and the walkers respawn but are invisible, making me unable to click or attack them.

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@JagexSupport It wasn’t account recovery, it was a problem figuring out how to log in through your launcher. I figured a way out though.

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@JagexSupport can someone DM me? I need help accessing my rs3 account.

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@nocontextmemes

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Yesterday Nancy Pelosi and her husband traded Nvidia, $NVDA calls.

I want to give you the history of this trade and show the arrogance of Congress.

Her Nvidia calls show that Nancy Pelosi once again believes politicians should be able to trade (and in size).

Let’s start in December 2021. After a history of unusual trading, Nancy Pelosi was asked if she thinks US Congress members should trade despite legislative conflicts by Bryan Metzger.

She said, "We are a free market economy. Congress should be able to participate in that". Insane.

In Jan 2022 Unusual Whales releases their most famous trading report, showing Congress beat the market. Nancy Pelosi is listed as the fifth best trader in Congress.

That report creates a flurry of media and outrage, while the report continues to go viral. Within seven days of publishing, five new bills banning members of Congress from trading are proposed.

In the summer of 2022, it is revealed that Nancy Pelosi was trading millions of dollars of $NVDA, Nvidia before voting on a US semiconductor bill by the Biden administration.

We reported on the trade to once again, outrage by the public when disclosed. Interestingly, for the first time in history, a few days later Nancy Pelosi disclosed trades made on the same day they were made (likely the fastest disclosure in history of US Congress). She reported that she sold out of her Nvidia position, the first time she divested from conflicts in her portfolio.

One month later Nancy Pelosi proposes alongside Representative Lofgren her own Congressional trading ban, a bill which was incredibly weak and filled with loopholes.

And then, Pelosi stopped trading. Well, until yesterday.

One week after Chinese President Xi visits her home state of California, and before Biden announces new US semiconductor focuses, her husband decides to buy two million dollars of deep in-the-money Nvidia calls, the same company she divested from due to conflicts a year earlier.

One terrible thing about this trade is that it was done when Congress was in session!!!!!! You can use Unusual Whales to find the exact price she paid for her options and leveraged bets.

Pelosi has a history of unusual trading, and her portfolio itself is up around 60% YTD. If you want to find and follow her portfolio, you can do so on Unusual Whales in our Portfolio tab.

Pelosi has made millions while in Congress, with a networth close to likely a quarter to half a billion. No matter what trade or conflict though, I will report on it.

Congress cannot hide from me, and I will not stop until Congress is banned from trading.

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@DoorDash this was the picture of my food being delivered. It said it was handed to me. That’s just the side of a building. They are still in their car, you can see the headlights.

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@DoorDash your dashers have stolen food from me multiple times. I can’t leave work to go get lunch and I lose at a minimum 20 dollars every time someone has taken my food. Your support team does nothing. Except leyson, they were going to help but we got disconnected.

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@OldSchoolRS one of my league tasks for my areas is the land of the goblins quest. I cannot do the pre requisites. Why is it still telling me to complete the task?

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@bleebloobloplol Because , Santa claws 😂

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

By 2026, your Government will require ALL cars to have a “Kill Switch” to monitor how well you drive.
Nothing to see here, just another Liberty being taken from Americans.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

It's a wonderful duet!👏

Music is a universal language, it is always good for the world...

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Top 10 headlines the media didn't tell you this week, Repost & FoIIow for more.

10. CIA paid off analysts to say COVID didn't originate in the Wuhan lab.

9. California Senate Approves $300
Weekly Checks for Unemployed Illegals.

8. Maui residents say the government is working on deeming Lahaina a 'natural disaster' area in order to take their land.

7. Senator Warren threatens to lnvestigate Elon Musk for following government orders, not providing Starlink to Crimea, avoiding escalating war.

6. Election software used in 36 states have contracts with a hidden clause that allows election staff to 'override' results of an eIection.

5. Federal judge declares Biden’s program for “undocumented immıgrants” ILLEGAL.

4. Hunter Biden lNDICTED on guŋ charges after sweet heart deal falls through.

3. Electronic voting machines expert says Georgia counties destroyed 1.7 million ballot images and drop box surveillance videos in violation of the law.

2. Albuquerque Federal Judge BLOCKED New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham’s suspension of the 2nd Amendment in the state.

1. Pennsylvania judge grants 'presidential immunity' for President Trump to address the integrity of our election without liability, further proving Fani Willis' case has no merit.

If you appreciate this Top 10 recap, remember to Repost and FoIIow me for another week in a clown world 🤡🌎

[Layne Mallow @laynemallow]

@MWileyBlackburn @StuGotzYou @VigilantFox I was forced to in my senior semester of nursing school or I could forfeit my money and degree.