Layne Simonson

detox and retox

[Layne Simonson @layner_04]

It's about who you think about when it's 3 in the afternoon and your busy, not 1 in the morning and your lonely

[Ryan Gilbert @RGilbertSOP]

Wade Allison 👀👀👀

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

🔥 Congrats, @wadeallison11! 🔥

#AnytimeAnywhere | #WSHvsPHI

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

87 titty tuck from the Rockstar Zone

[Liam Wirth @LiamWirth]

It takes 4 wipes to know you only needed 3, and it takes 2 wipes to know you didn’t need any at all.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

ROCKSTAR ALERT

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

sitting here sports betting on the NBA having the time of my life and just randomly remembered how dany heatbomb was calling for a one timer on THIS area of the ice. This motley crue rockstar type shit l

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

There was nothing better than sitting in the basement in 2001 ripping up NHL with the Elias/gionta/gomez line. Used to score so many goals there would be so many girls at my house begging to hook up

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

We mashed up @BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing

[Layne Simonson @layner_04]

Manitoba gets 3 inches of snow
Every guy with a sled - “first rip of the year”

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I love that drew doughty can single handedly silence 20,000 people and then send them home with skid marks in their underwear with a baller celebration. Having class is for losers these days it’s all about telling the crowd to kick rocks after an OT goal

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I’ll never forget when Andrew Ference buried one against MTL and then flipped off the entire crowd. Wasn’t even a game winning goal. We need more of this in hockey. Rockstar shit. $2,500 fine that’s hilarious I’d pay the league triple for fun

[Layne Simonson @layner_04]

My Phone so dry I be getting excited when I get the “battery sufficiently charged” notification lol

[Layne Simonson @layner_04]

Fuck the party sene, who’s tryna start something real.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Lol this guy splits the D open like a fortune cookie I can’t imagine seeing this guy turning the burners on and coming at me through the neutral zone I’d just pee my pants and call my mom to pick me up

[ScHoolboy Q @ScHoolboyQ]

U gone make me cancel it. Fuck u talking bout

[Layne Simonson @layner_04]

@kattdawne @HentaiPoIice Still iconic

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Jesus Christ the IIHF slapped a 4 year ban on kuznetsov for smelling some party salt? Yikes. It’s a couple lines who cares, he’s not tony Montana. What’s wrong with going for a ride on electric avenue every now and then. It’s called having fun, ever heard of it?