layne trafton

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@atrupar This man’s a dawg. Absolutely lethal with every message.

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@AfternoonsWIP “If hurts leads another winning season the same way he has the last 5 years (with two superbowl appearances and one Super Bowl mvp (2) an all pro, MVP runner up and multiple pro bowls) would you give him a contracts extension” fixed it for you, you fucking jabronis. @Eagles

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@WordOnTheBirds @JasonLaCanfora That gm is retarded, PHILLY MEDIA IS RETARDED.

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@WUTangKids Politics aside, this is America to the fucking T

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@HurtzBlows @bcherrine1 @thomasrp93 You’re a weirdo man

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@HunterBiden @JShepardini2 Keep spittin’ dog

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Thanks I forgot:
Joe Biden received 81 million votes. More than any candidate for President in the history of this country. It was a total landslide. A wipe out of historic proportions. He then went on to pass more bipartisan legislation than any President since LBJ. Conversely Donald Trump has not done much except start a war no one wanted doubled inflation expanded the trade deficit to historic highs and enriched himself and his family to the tune of billions of dollars.

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@ChadVsTheWRLD Me

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@espn This shit is the LeBron chase down block on iggy. Will go down as one of the most important plays in finals history

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@HunterBiden @HunterBiden fuck yeah dude

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Hunter biden is a must follow on here...hes laying it all out

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

“Cowboys suck, go birds!” He really is my Princess Diana fr

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Cooper DeJAWN 🦅 @CooperDeJawn3]

Five different offensive coordinators.
Relearned the playbook year after year.
Pushed to WR2 in 2021 and took a back seat.
Didn’t go to the media.
Didn’t go read a self help book.

Heisman award winner.
2 time national champion.
Super Bowl Champion.

You know who wasn’t bitching, Leaking stories or making it about them? The guy who put his head down and got to work.

[Sade 👋 #FlyEaglesFly 🦅 @SadeRepsEagles]

Hold up.. I forgot my glasses. Who’s that at number 1?

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@Imtough88 @EaglesScoutRoom Maye did look terrible in the entirety of the playoffs so they wouldn’t be entirely wrong in expectations

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@CalltoActivism The jd Vance side eye to the camera “how the fuck am I gonna spin this so I don’t look bad”

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@welldamnDUB @momentindex Nah HNHH DATPIFF era

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@HouseLowlights This is atrocious

[layne trafton @laynetrafton]

@Realrclark25 just superimpose it with drones over the entire US