Laynie Bell

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

People that make jokes that aren't funny are 99% of why I want to kill myself

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"I love when people apologise to me when their room is a mess, I'm just like lol you should see my life." — University College Dublin

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

How to make everyone hate you in a year OR LESS: a novel by me

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

Loretab and chill

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

@blackswagg0th Haha say hell yeah

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

Or is it because I got kicked in the stomach at the show this weekend idk

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

I hate WebMD because I'm either constipated or having liver failure.

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

@tinyalienbaby the one on Laura?

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

I get more sleep outside beds than I actually get in beds

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

The year of taco bell and sleeping in my car. 2k15

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

Hot dads need love too

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

My computer's hard drive crashed when I got to work this morning, so that's how today is going.

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

Bruised on the outside and apathetic on the inside

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

Damn @tinyalienbaby and I used to go hard as teenagers

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

I wanna be salty as fuck because, fuck, I put salt on everything. Salt is good.
Eat your salt.

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

Feeling like that black gunk that happens to the inside of every pair of flats ever

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

Was gonna go to bed but got drunk instead

[Laynie Bell @layniebell]

@layniebell ur drunk go to bed