Alhaja🥀

Woman. Aspiring rich woman😍. Education still in review. I hate stress. Muslim. I do usually do feminist💛. Ashewo vibezz🥵.

[karenisha @danajae9]

Lmfaoo because good sex matters. Not just having it.

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

Hmmmm not true. As long as you change your pant everyday, take it from someone who has been doing this her whole 28yrs life.
Yes, dry but no candida is coming if you don’t dry🥴

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

If you wash up and don’t dry the area properly because you aren’t home and you have no towel with you, you’ll end up walking around in damp underwear. Candida won’t leave you and you won’t leave candida😬

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

Harry Cameron💛

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

This timeline is boringggg

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

I love polite kids.
This little boy on bicycle insisted I drive out first even after I was giving way just to do the little hands up ✋ drivers do to say “thank you”. Awww

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

Why is it just football on my timeline???

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

My skin is in shambles right now but do I care???

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

I see babes in particular having jobs like “asset manager” and other finance or accounting related jobs in the uk and it just motivates me to push my sister to carry on☺️

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

@Ayotezs Soooo true tbh. I just love the army force and the ✨benefit✨

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

If not for the stress of relocating every now and then, I desperately want to join the British army (this is me hoping it will come with sponsorship ofc).

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

Mayowa is a mad man sha. Werey ni bobo yen mehnnnnn. A demon.

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

I met this woman with a huge collection of books in her house-more like a library.

I saw some books in her collection which I have at home and she went on recommending other books to me and advised I shop from charity stores.

Charity stores won’t have African literatures😔

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

Omooo the book sweet die but I have less than 5hrs to get ready for work 🥺

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

Kai. People are paying their partners to babysit their baby. Sentence that shouldn’t be seen anywhere on obasanjo internet.

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

See me enjoying this book now. I don’t even want to drop it anymore but I have to🥺

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

I’m not getting into this book well as much as I would love to or maybe it’s just a slow read but the hype is over the roof🥴

[🎲🧊 @diceykb]

kissing it a couple time before you eat it >>>>>>

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

“Money cannot buy happin…..”

[Aanu Oluyide💐 @Akanke_Tanso]

@seun_edema I saw this someone and I was like, it captures it all.

[Seun Edema @seun_edema]

I think boys and girls need to be trained almost the same way for society to have a semblance of normality.

Mismatched expectations everywhere.

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

See as you just let internet people dey talk down on you but you deserve sha cos why being condescending?

[buttercup 🧚🏾 @Moreofnaomi]

I don’t know what kind of vaginas you people have that need to be constantly washed every time you pee.