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The most important thing you need to know about me is that I haven't been the same since Steve Irwin died

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Where is the Sasquatch emoji

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Someone hide my phone when the pinot grig comes out

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More than 5 likes and ill cuss out my bd’s stepdad

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Can liberals actually just not

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I’m the fool cuz I started to be cool with him, but I got schooled in the art of opportunism

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You take away

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no honor, no respect

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we were infinite, for a moment

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Last one standing

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818

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She’s a 10 but she says “expresso”

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Where is the Sasquatch emoji

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Creativity is intelligence having fun

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@crumbonthetable The first time I read this I thought you pissed yourself first thing in the morning

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"You don't use your phone, your phone uses you."

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I'll just leave this here

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self-imposed exile

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this place is a dream
only a sleeper considers it real

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Picking and choosing whose mental health is convenient for you to care about isn't progressive

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I miss the days where my flip phone would disrupt my desktop speakers right before I got a text