lazarus1011

mainly on tiktok

[may @maymuses]

being in uni is like 1 step forward, 10 steps back

[ClarkQuill97 @CQuill97]

-An athletic director who actually helps people

-Creates haircut trends

-Takes very good care of his teeth, one especially

-Stops a genocide

-Wanted to fight Superman even if he would get packed up

-Actually creates constructs

Guy Gardner, the best live action Green Lantern

[Bradley Osborn ✝️🎃 @the_Bradster007]

Maybe we were too harsh on you 💔

[Modern McCarthyist @McCarthyist2]

> be me, a lifelong DC fan
> Green Lantern flops and immediately kills plans for extended universe
> Snyder writes like an edgy 14 year old, makes Batman use guns, then gets fired after 2 1/2 movies
> with a few exceptions, everything after is either mid or complete slop
> The Flash becomes one of the biggest bombs in movie history
> Joker 2 is a literal middle finger to all DC fans
> The Rock randomly tries to coup and take over DC from within
> James Gunn is hired and says he’s starting over before all the old universe movies are even out (but not really because whatever he likes is actually staying)
> Literally no one watches Creature Commandos, the technical start to the new universe
> Superman is ok, but just ok isn’t great for the true start of a cinematic universe
> Supergirl, the second movie in the universe, somehow flops harder than The Flash
> Gunn announces a fucking Jimmy Olsen and Gorilla Grodd parody show where they break into song like High School Musical
> Lanterns is such a disgusting, horrible, insulting, borderline evil character assassination of the entire Green Lantern mythos that it somehow makes the 2011 movie look like a masterpiece
> The Batman part II delayed to 2087
> the third film in the universe is a low budget psychological horror movie about a C tier Batman villain

Im tired man…

[Green Lantern @G_O_A_T_Lantern]

Enough time has passed

#Lanterns did the unimaginable

[DOOt🔞 @Kantussss]

I bet this show goes really hard if you
-haven't seen Superman
-don't know GL
-hate superheroes
-love the CIA
-love evil characters getting away with everything
-love good characters getting blamed slandered and killed
-posted a black square on Insta in 2020 and did nothing else

[Pｪssmaker @PSSMKR]

Guy didnt even do anything wrong to warrant John treating him like this. He did more good as Green Lantern than Hal and John did throughout the entire show lmao

[Todd S. Howard @ToddHowardSigma]

Apologize

[🦑 @illslimeeyouout]

Nigga who has never read GL: OMGG LANTERNS IS PEAK

[Green Lantern @G_O_A_T_Lantern]

I told EVERYONE that Hal would die in episode 1 and no one believed me. I am accepting apologies now. Fuck the DCU

Garbage universe that disrespects the characters of DC.
I knew this show would be garbage in 2024 which is why I boycotted Superman and everything DCU related

[lazarus1011 @lazarus1011]

@heroconnoisseur @thequannnic Well I only use it to keep track of my collection

[lazarus1011 @lazarus1011]

@heroconnoisseur @thequannnic boy you on that app too

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

Marvel Studios, I’ve found your Carter Slade

[lazarus1011 @lazarus1011]

@CartierFilms 100% something connected to the black lanterns

[IY @IY_0486]

That's the beauty of it bro, we study the source material, page after page, book after book... They won't even know we're actually larping...

And when the questions roll in, we use that knowledge to our advantage and we can keep posing like nothing even happened...

[Comrade Marvel @MarvelComradeJr]

Geoff Johnsss JSA volume 7 baby let’s see itttt

[blu (reasonable snyder enjoyer) @bluboy43]

"Old Batman" is the new "Evil Superman" at this point

[Iván Frias/Anung Un Rama🇲🇽 @1st_Ebirah_Stan]

@Jd14762 We should give all money ever to George Miller

[Leo @AnimationFan201]

@HollywoodHandle It's happening again

[Daniel Richtman @DanielRPK]

Give her the Oscar I'm so serious