Lazarus

A short, fat, half-eyed, eastern-european dude. Essentially a pirate-dwarf.

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@NJBeisner did she forget about the "till death do us part" bit? there were 3 deaths to make them part

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@2ray_degenemax You haven't truly lived until you've seen an American cop rip the window out of a car with his bare hands like he is the T-1000.

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@VRC_AORUS When its machine spirit grows tired of war. So roughly around the heat-death of the universe.

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@longislandviper @ComplainsLex The real question us whether the game is worth that much money and the answer is 'no.'

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@Atago_Is_Here No they don't, what KelTec needs is even more of what they are on. Let the boys craft some truly esoteric shit.

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@theEZPZ1 Modern Tardfare

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@theEZPZ1 You retweeted one of his blood enemies, that's what got you that 4th block. I'm dead serious, Ralph is THAT thin-skinned.

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@theEZPZ1 The fact that after all these years, there still are people who will argue with you as though you have a conscience, will never not be funny to me.

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@YungCrippComedy Goddammit, having your spicy tweets peer reviewed before publishing is real dedication to the craft.

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@YungCrippComedy If you keep firing off shots like this, Alec Baldwin will sue you for infringing on his copyright.

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@TheManicIdiot @YungCrippComedy What can I say, you miss every shot you don't take.

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@DeviPeeta @strangepastry @barnaclebillz @KiwiFarmsDotNet You are wrong, she did get her own board. Last time I checked it had 3 threads: the original, a general discussion and one on her father.

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@4chanGreentxts At this point they should just saw the entire state of California off of the US and push it into the Pacific. There is a reason that place catches on fire yearly, even nature knows its existence is a mistake.

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@OkinawaSammy @FatsPostingLs Building an entirely new jail around her would be easier than lifting AND throwing her. Just sayin'

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@Job4_2 @Spotify @spotifypodcasts Oy vey, another Shoah. When will the persecution end?

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@EZPZisback Got two for the price of one, huh?

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@Job4_2 Ethan Ralph is a fat flaggot and I wouldn't have sex with him.

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@abb_abbabb_abb @lakota_art @stonetoss @ThatSmugKairi Much like the people it makes fun of

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@Job4_2 Isn't bitchute ran by an anglo?

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@tuckwoodstock I know right? Whenever the non-white folx are becoming scarce around me I make sure to pick new ones up when I shop for groceries.