lazboo

skimbleshanks the railway cat 🤧 she/her

[JP @jpbrammer]

what about libbing out side by side with a friend?

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS

[maize loves bg3 🍄🌾🍂 @bloodwovensilk]

this fanfic shit is easy

[BE_KIND_REWIND_ @TapedMemory]

Odysseus watching everyone fuck TROY all the way up.

[Brian @midsommarz]

How it feels walking past everyone else to use the A-List concessions line

[فاروق @FaroukKannout_]

If the minions were Odysseus’s crew shit would’ve gone down differently

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

It’s April 6th, and the tweet of the year race is over.

[union person @CantEverDie]

this discourse is one of the biggest mass psychosis events i think i’ve witnessed outside of politics in a long time i genuinely cannot believe how mad people are about his correct comments

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

love when band names are The Something bc it’s like no you’re not

[peter lane @peterlanee]

Before Paul McCartney, no one had thought to rhyme “temporary” with “secretary”

[Khoi Dao @khoidaooo]

i could’ve easily carried the ring from rivendell to mordor all i would need is some tylenol and a honda odyssey

[little miss can’t be wrong @alxndra1998]

the pete campbell sympathy gene mysteriously activates on your second mad men watch. don't fight it.

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

paul mccartney can’t die they gotta figure something out

[K. @IbaraEleven]

I haven’t seen a single democrat melting down. Even normie libs don’t give af about Bill Clinton.

[Louis Crave @LouisCrave28]

Marie Antoinette was born 270 years ago today.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He was a fucking podcaster

[Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la]

Everyone is getting this Jimmy Kimmel thing wrong.

A) It's not cancel culture when it comes from the government. It is censorship and state repression, just like in traditional authoritarian regimes.

B) Kimmel wasn't taken off the air for crotizing Kirk. He was taken off for criticizing Trump's lack of concern for Kirk. It was a criticism of the government. This has nothing to do with "cancel culture" and everything to do with freedom of speech.

Don't let them gaslight you into thinking this is a minor chapter in the culture wars. This is so much more.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

are we supposed to pretend it’s normal that they’re ushering in authoritarianism because you’re not allowed to criticize maga’s favorite podcaster