lazercatz

[Niticlips @nitisac]

The Catholic Church will not baptize a full term still born child that a mother gave birth to. Not only they won’t baptize the baby they WILL NOT allow the baby to have a funeral mass. Reasons is the baby never took a breath. Tell me how the CC believes life begins a conception.

[Michael Chaney @MChaney317]

Justin Fields ever since taking that hit

[bp America @bp_America]

Excited to partner with @Polyflow to help the world’s energy needs while reducing carbon emissions. https://t.co/7Yd1OR0wsA

[space angel 🏳️‍🌈 @SpaceAngelic]

Oh bitch she’s giving it to y’all

[Josh Fox @joshfoxfilm]

I think being a billionaire should be illegal. After you reach $999,999,999. It should be mandated that whatever more you get, you give back. To the public. To the people. The community. The earth. You f*cking rich selfish bastards. Or maybe even lower. Ten million. Thoughts?

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Really no excuse for Space Jam 2 not getting made now

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Scientists warn that constant fear and anger are bad for our health, while being compassionate and warm-hearted contributes to our physical and mental well-being. Therefore, just as we observe physical hygiene to stay well, we need to cultivate a kind of emotional hygiene too.

[GoaT FacE @EndhooS]

Doctor: Are you allergic to anything?
Me: Cats
Doctor: Anything else?
Me: Grease
Doctor: is that everything?
Me: Most musicals to be honest.

[Cardale Jones @CJ1two]

🤷🏾‍♂️

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: A Cow can jump over the Moon if she aims where the Moon will be in three days, then leaps at about 25,000 miles per hour

[Charle @NoSwaggT]

You mean to tell me neither one of these people are Justin Beiber https://t.co/zgIXCaBMBz

[Wyoming (MN) Police @wyomingpd]

Undercover #420 operations are in place. Discreet traps have been set up throughout the city today. #Happy420

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The fastest way to melt glaciers & flood the World's coastal cities: Ignore scientists and do nothing to stem the rise of CO2

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

We all want to Make America Great Again. But that won't happen until we first Make America Smart Again.

[Ellie Schabel @schabel1a]

Bubbles needs to lose a few @CSchabes

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Text from wife: I'm so sorry, I'm gonna be about half an hour late
Me [forgot we were even meeting, still in bed]: you always do this

[Coach Ickes @KenstonTrackCC]

Great day.
Team finished 13th overall. Was ranked 15th heading in. All 7 ran well.
Thanks to all that made the trip.
#family #WeWillBeBack