John Laz

If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what am I?

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@NancyIsime5 @Wizarab10 Allegedly, he had a domestic accident from which he lost blood. As a result, he needed blood but in the process, the hospital allegedly transfused blood that was not his blood type which resulted in cardiac arrest.

Blood mismatch! 💔

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@egi_nupe I know another female judge that would have referred the matter to a disciplinary committee or at lambast him thoroughly.

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@mrfestusogun Na once dem go do you bad, you mind go change.

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

Gentlemen, when someone misbehaves, do not react so angrily that your response overshadows the initial misbehaviour and now becomes the issue.

Don’t end up being the one needing to apologise when you were initially the victim of bad behaviour.

Be clear that you will not accept or tolerate the misbehaviour, but be measured in how you express your disapproval. This is especially important when you are in a position of authority over the other person. It is also especially important in your relationship with your woman.

I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@AnyanwuMalachy I am so broke now, I wish the people who borrowed from me would insult me and pay me back my money.

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@egi_nupe It takes a lot of maturity to have this view of work.

I worked in an organisation where I can count how many times I signed a simple "forwarding letter."

Early into it, I made peace with the fact that my salary was enough credit, plus I was only answerable to my boss.

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@Kwasen_MB Sorry bro. Speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹

We were at that ShopRite a Sunday after this Salah and we couldn’t believe the sheer number of Fulani children in the place.

There were hundreds of them who had no business being there. From outside to inside. This was like four days after Salah!

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@winexviv Good riddance!

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@kenkenlewu No lie o
E pain you abi e no pain you sey Keke driver bounce you?

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@Mikeliberation When you go start writing scripts for Nollywood na?

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@jon_d_doe A blind husband is a good husband🤝

[legalnaija @LegalNaija]

In 2019, Damilola Savage was the most promising young lawyer in Lagos.

Sharp. Hungry. Beautiful mind.

She had one dream: to make partner at Okonkwo & Associates before 35.

What she didn’t know was that the firm had already decided her fate — before she walked through the door on her first day.

Okonkwo & Associates occupied the entire 14th floor of a glass tower on Adeola Odeku Street, Victoria Island.

Senior Partner — Chief Emeka Okonkwo, SAN.

62 years old. Silver-haired. Yale-educated. A man who had drafted legislation that shaped modern Nigeria.

And a man who did not lose.

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@jon_d_doe If you have Tinubu’s 2027 poster along with the broom, you’ll only pay 10%

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@Billy__Chapman My friend lives in KUJE and got an offer in this same Apo for 150k net.

He asked me what I thought and I bounced the question back to him to calculate transport fare, lunch and other incidental expenses and decide if it’s worth it.

But I think 300k net isn’t bad for a start.

[John Laz @Lazlis]

This country is now a complete mess.

The shocking part being, those responsible for governance and security are not even pretending to be bothered or looking for solutions.

Just laser focused on elections.

[Bakatsine @DanKatsina50]

ALERT: This is the video of travelers humiliated by bandits after they were intercepted near Tsafe while returning to Gusau, Zamfara State. According to accounts shared by relatives, some of the victims, said to be from Tudun Waila area in Gusau town, have allegedly been held for four days.

Families are pleading for urgent intervention as fears grow over their safety.

How many more civilians must endure such ordeals before effective security measures are put in place?

[John Laz @Lazlis]

@NajeebAdamu1 💯
EFCC and police station are not places you just dash in and out….

[John Laz @Lazlis]

A client was invited by EFCC and put 11AM as the time.

By 10AM, the client was harassing me with calls that he was there already and I simply told him I’ll join him once I was done with breakfast.

He called by 11 sharp that he would proceed in, no problem, I’ll join you.

He

[Najib Adamu Usman, Esq. @NajeebAdamu1]

I was on my way to EFCC to secure the release of a client. I woke up late so I decided to skip breakfast to arrive early, wrap up and get back to my office. I was almost at the EFCC headquarters when it dawned on me that my client would be fed breakfast by the EFCC, the officers too would take their breakfast before coming to work. That's how I branched at Chicken Republic to treat myself.

[John Laz @Lazlis]

have breakfast but he refused that he had other appointments he wanted to attend to once done from EFCC.

I told him EFCC is not a place one rushes to, worst still without having breakfast. But he insisted.

Long story short, we left there past 5pm and he remanded throughout.

[John Laz @Lazlis]

sincerely believed it was a frivolous case and he’d tell them three sentences and that’s it.

I arrived past 11 and joined him. We were there till past 3PM.

On the next appointment date, baba arrived the office before 10 because he wanted to rush me.

I begged this man to join