Lazor

Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy-

South Florida/
pro-shopper.

Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.

[Lazor @Lazor2828]

I wasn't built to be the big spoon, I look like a backpack.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Next time gas go under $3 imma put some in the freezer

[Nyeleti✨ @Nyeleti0606]

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

[preye🤎 @tessysmitha]

men will fuck you raw, kiss your forehead, lick your entire body and still get back with their ex

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

this human shit difficult i shoulda been a honeybun

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

People who take solo trips are brave as hell.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @0SAKA_04]

White people be like my dog is on Prozac

[meghan @deloisivete]

Well, it finally happened. I tried to say "all good" and "no problem" on a work call and it came out "all problem"

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’m like a retarded philosopher

[miia @miiagarro]

a man just called me evil, i needed that. thought
i was losing my spark for a minute

[: @_dxllz7]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[miu @yours__xo]

it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm such a waste of a baddie bc i don't go anywhere

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[Softboy @softboywin]

Date someone who understands that you're just kidding on Twitter.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

gas is $5.00 ain’t no pulling up to chill i’m spending the night

[A. Mando @AMandoSch]

Communicating with people on Twitter at times is kind of like trying to make contact with extraterrestrials.