one time before a very severe rain storm my dad built a large ark in our driveway & loaded it up with two of every brand of steak sauce he could find.
I hate seeing gay people kissing in public.
I hate seeing straight people kissing in public.
I hate seeing dogs boop noses in public.
I believe in German efficiency and British detachment in public.
Whales are admittedly majestic, but I just can’t take a species serious that has something called a “blowhole.” In fact, never mind — too silly, no majesty.
i’m in the middle of giving a very lengthy & in-depth description of our culture when the leader of the space aliens interrupts me & asks, "do you mind explaining daylight savings time again?"