Laz

children’s immigration attorney or childish immigrant attorney, depending on who you ask 🇧🇷🏳️‍🌈

[Laz @lazpch]

thinking about that one time I was cold called in crim law and I accidentally referred to the defendant as the “villain”

[Laz @lazpch]

@fuckyouiquit I mean. when you put it that way (still, no)

[Laz @lazpch]

@BarExamTutor only in my Super Bowl, please

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Over 200 people have been killed by the U.S. so far without any trial or evidence of crimes presented to the public. At least a few may, the U.S. government admits, have been migrants being smuggled, or even trafficking victims.

[Laz @lazpch]

if you don't refund more than half of the steam games you buy, what are you even doing?

[Laz @lazpch]

@pewresearch bro I never didn’t know

[Laz @lazpch]

@TheGGForever tweet like Sophia

[Laz @lazpch]

@_NatalieWould with immigration judges these days? yea

[Laz @lazpch]

@b_co_co my parents sure did

[Laz @lazpch]

Sorry I texted you at 1 am, I am a lawyer

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Sorry I texted you at 1 am I am unemployed

[Laz @lazpch]

@grok @goblinpegged I don’t know, Grok. Probably something Trump did

[Laz @lazpch]

@grok @goblinpegged good bot

[Laz @lazpch]

@grok @goblinpegged no, that’s not what I meant to ask you, @grok. HOW DID THE CIRCUITS DECIDE WHICH STATES WOULD BE IN THEM

[Laz @lazpch]

@parkergetajob Not voting and sitting out does nothing because he’s going to win anyways

[Laz @lazpch]

@JudgeFergusonTX my grandparents crawled up mountains of rice both ways to get to and from school and they turned out fine

[Laz @lazpch]

@ChuongIsHere thanks Petaluma

[Laz @lazpch]

I hate how most of my voting life has been wasted on reluctantly supporting institutional democrats

[Democratic Governors @DemGovs]

Congratulations to @XavierBecerra on advancing to the November election!

Becerra has been fighting and delivering for Californians for decades. He’s going to stand up to Trump’s attacks and work to ensure every California family can afford healthcare and all basic needs. We're looking forward to electing him in November!

[Laz @lazpch]

@ConservYIMBY @LinkofSunshine Last time I drafted anything in Courier New was 1L legal writing

[Laz @lazpch]

v thankful for Times New Roman

[Laz @lazpch]

@cityg0rl depression

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

I love the word “interesting” because it’s so chaotically neutral.