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Big shit like a dinosaur Did'it - 2 Chainz

[kurtis @lazy_KN]

Me Always

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

When my niece asks for a mango🥭

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

i’d pretend i was posh spice on top of a black cab at the 2012 london olympics closing ceremony, of course. the fuck?

[Georgina Hollifield 💚 @sp4rkl3jumpr0p3]

When you’re British and on holiday abroad and you hear an American it’s jarring but it also fills you with a sense of relief because you know on this occasion you aren’t the most hated tourist in the room

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

😆 hey diva, here you go 🦜

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Straight,gay,bi,Trans IDGAF if I like you I Fuck with you if I don't we can fight everybody the same to me bitch

[Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen @arguablysomaya]

my most libertarian take is that if you can successfully pull off something like this for that long and with such high quality they try to promote you, they should just give you the license

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Mutya, Keisha and Siobhan telling Heidi they're taking back the Sugababes name.

[DH 🟪 @Wow_DeeH]

This and only this

[Little Booty Loather @FreckleFaceFvck]

Good. Drop them to $40

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the alphabet finding out that a number won “word of the year”

[Hamz Talks Hoops @hamztalkshoops_]

A certain man whose name I will never be allowed to speak on this app really set the blueprint for fashion

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

She said "I know damn well-" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[AARON @lidolmix]

first female far-right

[uncle tifa 🇵🇸 @kushbot420000]

you will literally never guess who is behind him

[𝙉𝙖𝙙𝙞. 𖤐🍂 @luvblessingz]

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭

[@@@@@ @meltingsorbett]

papa bear reciting the alphabet

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i tend to not text back when i’m not in an ok mood. this could last from hours to days. i don’t care if you see me on social media ...i don’t want conversation.