Lazy Acre

The bastard spawn of Ian Dickinson and Owen Jones

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@subsidyjunkieuk #tittygate

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@AgriBlonde @lammashow @subsidyjunkieuk That article is funny as anything! 😆

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@RTKfarmer He’s an odious little cunt, isn’t he?

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You ditch milk because you saw a herd of cows that were housed, with all their forage grown by rainwater, giving a healthy, nutrient dense product in favour of almond juice grown from water reserves that are disappearing? @ChrisGPackham, are you high?

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@frostybutcher There’s one born every minute...

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If it’s not @FarmersWeekly making a “Twitter Row” over #tottygate then it’s @FarmersGuardian imagining farmers are depressed that @lammashow is over for another year. Mental 🤷‍♂️

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@driverfarms1 @tractorman07 @AgrifacUKLtd @lammashow Whatever cranks your tractor I suppose 🤷‍♂️

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@FarmersWeekly Now look what you’ve started @subsidyjunkieuk You’ve only gone and upset the @FarmersWeekly #tittygate

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@bbcthisweek @afneil @OwenJones84 @OwenJones84 really is an odious little cunt, isn’t he?

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@Thrasherdriver @subsidyjunkieuk ...plenty in the tank!

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@frostybutcher Keep them over your way. Lovely to see but been a nuisance on the crops over here!

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@EdCTBrown @lammashow I’ll give you 50p for the lot. #shite

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@TheHillsCountry @smallrobotco Is @subsidyjunkieuk available for comment?

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@JonesWill18 Cool

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Mega

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When you’re a butcher, like what I am... you get to choose basically whatever you want for your tea. So today, I was cutting some beautiful pigs up. So I thought I’d have a great big fuck off one pound pork chop... #veganuary2019 can kiss my arse 🐷

Look at that fat... #oink

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Be more Chopper this January

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When Greggs runs out of vegan sausage rolls and it’s only 11 o’clock.

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@emmie_cowie As a rule of thumb single malts from on Speyside are least peaty. Enjoy!

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@rawlimark Thought you would be interested in this: An Avro Lancastrian prototype, circling the control tower of RAF Wimbledon exactly 20 years ago to the minute; on Christmas Eve 1998. (Oil painting by Air Marshal Rolfe Harris OBE)

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@jeremycorbyn Will you be wearing your smartest Castrol GTX jacket to the funeral?