Lazycakez

[Chris Katelaris - Big Chocky @big_chocky]

When the government tells you:

“We’re in the same boat”

[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

the pizza party never stops with these guys🍕

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be sure to see @TMNTMovie in theatres 8/2/23 in the US!

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[Lazycakez @lazycakez]

@JeffreyBoyer @TheFordFANatic How did I just see this?! <3

[This_Guy @bririce16]

@Nestle No word of a lie, I opened up a left-behind box of Halloween smarties and found whole nuts inside!!! For a guaranteed peanut free candy, this could have been very dangerous if there was a nut allergy in the house. The box was sealed in its typical glue fashion.

[Lazycakez @lazycakez]

@strombo Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah
https://t.co/1rXEZJ33RJ

[Lazycakez @lazycakez]

@VaxHuntersCan Thank you!! My husband and I are both booked at UTM this week. I wouldn't have known that we were eligible if it weren't for @VaxHuntersCan !

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

Please don’t use the term “karma” when referring to Richard Rose’s death. His death is what happens when you have an administration that everyday tells you the news is fake. #richardrose

[Lazycakez @lazycakez]

@timandsid 🤯

[DENNY DIRECTO @DDirecto]

I ain't mad at this though #Superbowl #HalftimeShow

[IIGEA A.C. @IIGEAac]

El #sismo detectado en la Ciudad de México se originó de manera artificial. Posiblemente por saltos masivos durante el Gol de la selección de #México en el mundial. Por lo menos dos sensores dentro de la Ciudad lo detectaron a las 11:32.

[Lazycakez @lazycakez]

https://t.co/SKmm7gdtDa Sign up for Ritual! It rocks!!!

[Brooke @Brookeaustin_11]

When everybody knows Mariah Carey's song, except for Mariah Carey...

[Josh @JoshKrispy]

Mariah Carey: I should practice for the preformance.
Mariah Carey to Mariah Carey: Nah just wing it

[David Gordon @MrDavidGordon]

#CarrieFisher didn't die of a heart attack. Per her wishes, she drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. #rip

[Lazycakez @lazycakez]

Talking Deads @midnight #OneLetterOffBands

[Lazycakez @lazycakez]

Bum 41 @midnight #OneLetterOffBands

[Lazycakez @lazycakez]

The Poo Fighters @midnight #OneLetterOffBands

[Lazycakez @lazycakez]

Alice Pooper @midnight #OneLetterOffBands

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

finally the whole country will watch as a woman stands politely listening to a loud man's bad ideas about the field she spent her life in