Lazy Deacon

Southern Baptist Deacon. Don't ask cause I ain't moving.

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When it's dinner on the grounds and the blue hairs have outdone themselves.

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@ThatsSarcasm I don't follow

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@NoutheticC SINpensation

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@ToddAdkins @TheOutreachMin It's much safer to just judge a man on his tweets.

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@KyleRHatfield Leave thy sin

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@JoshuaGrubbsPhD @XianJaneway No, Atlas Shrugged just to mix it up?

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@jeremynewberger @GovMikeHuckabee Too far. Paleo is about no carbs. Come on dude

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@BethMooreLPM I'm sorry, but all I can think about now is Willie Nelson

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@drjamesmerritt @KSPrior I'll change my mind when the youth guy changes his board shorts

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@Pundamentalism Wait, he's still in office? Sorry I went to sleep back in November.

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@JohnFugelsang @PatriciusPater This is clever, youth minister talk......help me Lord from the Trump and the @OldChurchGrump

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Jesus caught the disciples "riding dirty" so he bent down in the upper room and washed their feet.

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Turns out porn is the youth ministers "pet" sin. Now, we have to put it down.

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I am still dumbfounded by the fact that Corrie Ten Boom is not the name of Christian hip-hop group.

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Billy Grahmcracker is always up for s'mores.

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Church signs have always been the churches most powerful evangelistic tool. That, and condemnation. Both very effective.

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@peteholmes @Sherlock221B are you guys related? No seriously. https://t.co/NHYqsOurZB that stuff.

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Hey, lets all read the book of Judges to young children and pretend we're not ruining the Bible for them.

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Bible drills have now been replaced by Google drills.

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@crowdermusic when you gonna let @kennyhutson crowd surf? Seems like you're holding him back.

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@marcmaron isn't podcasting like netflix for blind people?