LP🦇

Greetings, mortals! I'm LP, your friendly 900-year-old vampire on a cosmic detour to Earth.

(㇏(♡ ᢍ ♡)ノ)𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡…

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[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@EM_RESUS “If not friend why friendly shaped”

[Duolingo Brasil 🇧🇷 @DuolingoBrasil]

gente vim dar aula de chinês num lugar estranho demais, sei lá...

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@Ostralha (eu ia te marcar no Instagram but thatt would be creeepy) 😌😂
Me lembrou o navico

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

Dormir dentro do closet sem ventilaçao e no chao …. gostoso de maiiiisss 🥲

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@DaanielCouto @AmiltonN @bibiardc @diretodomiolo Rolando é rapidinho

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@Ostralha dizem q a criança é autista. só melhora essa história

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@ukempreg Eu chamava um primo de desenteria, pq minha tia achou q era dor de barriga e ele nasceu na privada, 😌 vou chamar de omega agora. Pq em qqr caso ele ✨foi cagado✨

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@africaquiche “I will not be held accountable for your incompetence. It was sent yesterday. check your email before making baseless complaints.” 😌❤️

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@DevsiIverhand @YA0IRAPE

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@Ostralha

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@mangoyxgurt @YA0IRAPE 1st: The Marrying Man [Mature], i read on tapytoon
and 2nd: Don’t get me wrong, boss! 😌

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@_ThePrincipito_ @YA0IRAPE 1st: The Marrying Man [Mature], i read on tapytoon
and 2nd: Don’t get me wrong, boss! 😌

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@He__Xie @YA0IRAPE the name is: The Marrying Man [Mature], i read on tapytoon

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@MrYAOILiker @YA0IRAPE its from: Don’t get me wrong, boss! 😌

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@DevsiIverhand @YA0IRAPE long time no seee!

✨i’ve found it✨
the cake (more specifically Birthday Cake) is from: Don’t get me wrong, boss!

enjooooooy 😌

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@Kaithur_

[Jhow @jhowfa]

@desatentaefraca Queria que vc soubesse escrever para que eu entendesse a história pq ela parece bem interessante

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@DevsiIverhand @YA0IRAPE I had to dig on the shithole because the trauma remained the names vanished from my mind .
The one with the tulip ✨there✨is called:
Missing Love: The Marrying Man [Mature], i read on tapytoon

Stay tunned for the cake (im still trying to find)

[LP🦇 @lazyplains]

@Ostralha Nao sei se vc ja andou pelos becos literários ( wattapad e afins) existe uma categoria: ✨improper use of eye socket ✨
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