Lazy Sales Rep

always be coasting

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

I'd be able to close more deals if the engineering team built more features #salesrep #sales

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

I'm worthless and should be fired immediately. Don't tell anyone.

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

Guys, it's the monthly sales meeting and I'm already dropping excuses like it's end of the quarter. #sales #saas

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

I really need more videos to sell this product. Videos are king. Sales skills are dead. #lazysalesrep

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

Here's a list of the 199 pieces of missing marking content to explain my missed quota. If it gets done by next week I might have a chance.

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

I want our case studies to show ROI but I have yet to show the ROI of my salary. #lazysalesrep #sales #saas #missedquota

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

Our marketing needs more buzzwords. Everyone is saying cloud. Can we get more cloud in there?

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

I found all my feature requests auto archived to an engineers inbox folder called "bad feature requests".

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

Q2 sales kickoff and I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna make it. Is anyone hiring?

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

I'd log more calls if we had a better marketing video.

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

I've got 99 problems but a deal ain't one. #startofthequarter

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

It's end of quarter and I won't meet my quota because none of my leads closed their financing rounds. \_(ツ)_/¯ #marketconditions

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

@robzepeda @jasonlk not dead. Just taking a break to prepare for end of quarter 😉

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

I'm definitely an "oops" rep. Time to look for another pre 5M ARR startup to slow down. https://t.co/1IRUBgfX39

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

Problem: I'm not very good at pitching our product. Solution: More links to webinars so I don't actually have to talk to anyone. #sales

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

Suggestion of the day: completely ruin the user experience in relentless pursuit of enterprise sales.

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

I have no idea how to sell a technical product so I keep asking our engineering team to make features for basic folks. ☺️

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

That moment you realize you're just really good in interviews. #sales #badsalesRep

[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

I never hit my target, so I started thinking about our features. I came to the conclusion that new ones need to be released. #sales #product

[Hot Pipeline @hotpipeline]

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[Lazy Sales Rep @lazysalesrep]

.@hotpipeline followed me. I could use one of those.