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black lives matter

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virgin walk? Chad walk? I think society would be a whole lot better if virgin and chad would just talk

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I once saw a wild boar and her three little boar babies crossing a road in Hong Kong and it changed my life

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@vooookster 👊😠

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@vooookster I don’t need this today. I’m not a fucking larper. Your mind would be blown if u knew how much experience I have bro. Fullstop .

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@vooookster No no no you absolute idiot. Jacking off can be done to others. I can jack off a dude. MASTURBATING is a solo act. By nature. Jack off all tradies but masturbate? None. Implying no masturbating, just jacking off. Real simple stuff here. But I guess ur a simpleton. Lol

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Truth nuke: if ur even a little bit fat or ugly or weird or gay or off-putting, that’s always gonna be enough for someone to see you as lesser.
You’re never gonna be acceptable to someone who has already decided to other you!!!!
None of it matters!!

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hell yeh man we got old camera roll. ex gf, dead dogs, zionist dude, dead cat, picture of ex gf with dead cat

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people won’t be happy to hear me say it but I’ll speak my truth. He kinda looks like Cameron winter here

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this photo of George Lucas in an Australian food court immediately cemented him in my personal canon. to invent Star Wars and then sit at a shitty little table. Jesus also walked and lived amongst the poor

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convinced that fandoms / Stan accounts are not actually about being a fan and more about the act of being obsessive about something. why are there nirvanna Stan accounts. and why are you shocked, after watching NTBTS, that the leads AREN’T cute little marshmallows

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@vooookster I could send thru some of my heavy goblins. They Run around super fast with heavy foot steps, I’ve been evicted 3 times cuz of them

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hahaha kane parsons and curry barker having success is turning so many film fans into such fucking chuds. and why are they all podcast hosts too. What’s up with that

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man I’m never going to see stand up. they’d get an hour of crowd work clips out of my stupid and unseemly ass

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sorry most of the small weird little dogs and are 100% off putting with no charm to counter balance it and justify. and also an they have such an arrogance in being a dog. Grow up pal

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There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

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@misterminsoo and be co-credit buddies with notable experimental musician and fantastic guy diplo 🤓🤓

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so funny seeing the collision of opinions between Resident Evil ‘Gamers’ and people who watch more than 2 movies a year. yessss dude tell me how easy it would be to just ‘make’ a movie.

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crying thinking what Paul McCartney has been through

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You know it’s actually romantic to be left on delivered. I feel like I’ve sent a letter and im waiting for the mailman to drop it off. Sitting in anticipation… it’s very much an act of devotion. #lifecoach

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