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Dr Seuss illustrated Green Eggs and Ham to clear up the ambiguity of whether or not the ham was also green.

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@hellodonavon I thought I was the only one

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@BullyCreative @ayanajsk @kenklippenstein Whining about “woke” in 2026 is such a chickenshit thing to do, especially coming from someone on the left. If you have a problem with it, you should’ve been talking about it 5 years ago!

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@ettingermentum There’s only one day that matters in Superior: November 10th.

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@nkulw Why is Amy klobuchar using her alt to say this

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@ElliotUnionPriv Move it like two inches. As a little prank.

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@taylr I think their feet are the most interesting part of this. Way too close to the road. Pigeon-toed. Sneakers that don’t match the rest of the aesthetic. Pure art.

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@halo_g117 Taylor Lorenz is a nut, she’s the only one I’ve seen against it.

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Ah yeah they should’ve added an exception for my favorite form of satire: nudifying women.

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

That didn’t happen. That’s not what the law does and it’s actually good that Musk is suing bc the law would make it illegal for a young woman to, for example, FaceTune a photo of her in a cocktail dress. It’s an abhorrent law that doesn’t even have a carve out for satire

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@jpkolb hahahaha

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@ayanajsk Blocked you but hangs out with Walter Hudson. Nice.

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@yumtapwater Harassment aside, someone with judgement as terrible as this should not have that much power. Makes me think about the lack of investigation into SPPDs response to that ICE incident earlier this year, even after city council requested it 🤔.

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@Ian90598181141 @ayanajsk She made unwanted comments about how much she liked someone’s breasts in the locker room and then asked them what they thought about hers. Also made sex noises while people were working out in the gym. Apparently also some inappropriate touching.

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@ElliotUnionPriv I love benzene and microplastics in my garden vegetables, they taste better that way

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@yumtapwater That lawyer was the lawyer for the guy that followed me home and pulled a knife on me. Small world!

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@bundleofsticks7 Idk, this is very Cuomo-esque and NYC is a real city

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@yumtapwater God it’s so embarrassing.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

This is crazy — straight out of VEEP, calling a guy who’s nearly been murdered in the hospital and hitting him up for an endorsement.

[taylr @taylr]

minnesota state senator john hoffman revealed tonight at the peggy flanagan rally in st. paul that angie craig asked him for his endorsement for US senate while he was still in the ICU after vance boelter shot him

really appalling anecdote

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@bertogliat @longlivelec1erc Tar guys forgot their magic wand

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Veep does a great job showing the true identity of politicians when the cameras are off but gave way too much credit to cunningness of staffers

[Caitlin Legacki @caitleg]

1) Ryan never reached out to me for comment, which is a journalistic choice.
2) if he had, I would have asked why he’s more interested in my sources of income than Abdul El-Sayed’s, the actual candidate in this race who hasn’t filed his personal financial disclosure.